If you’ve been following along with our President, then you know he’s seen better days. Both in appearance, public support and his ability to land the perfect zingers on his opponents. Trump has been sleepier than ever, his hands constantly bandaged and bruised, and his once perfect insult fastball has all but disappeared.

Trump has been pretty hush-hush about his health, though he recently admitted that he had an MRI done, but has not said where or what for. The White House has argued the MRI was “preventative care,” though we know MRIs are not performed preemptively.

So what gives?

Well, people think Trump has been taking Leqembi, a drug used to treat early-stage Alzheimer’s. And the case they’re making seems to hold some weight. Leqembi, which is administered through an IV in the hand (check), causes swelling of the brain, which requires regular MRI scans (check), and has the main side effect of tiredness (check).

BREAKING: Donald Trump may be receiving the Alzheimer’s drug Leqembi.

It is administered via IV in the hand, causes swelling in the brain requiring regular MRIs, and one of the main side effects is tiredness.

Is the President taking secret Alzheimer’s drugs?

— John Bourscheid (@johnbourscheid) December 5, 2025

While this is all purely speculative, Trump has been bragging needlessly about his ability to pass cognitive tests (dementia screenings). Surely he isn’t losing his mind, is he?

I mean, it’s not like the White House has been hanging up signs that read “Oval Office” in big gold lettering. Oh wait.