Some people will say it's a "hot girl summer" and some say it's a "hot boy summer", but if we're being serious it's without a doubt a White Claw summer.
White Claw is a hard seltzer drink that has quenched the thirst of an entire nation. During a summer with record-breaking heatwaves, bros and bro-ettes have been looking for a summer drink to not just get them drunk but to cool them down.
Some people say White Claw is just Zima but rebranded and some will scoff and say, "Yeah, well I've been putting vodka in my La Croix for months", so what makes White Claw special, well it's the memes.
I now baptize you in the name of the father, the son, and the holy whiteclaw pic.twitter.com/MufqGiafcG— Cubanoquarterlifecrisis. (@TheCubanoCrisis) July 30, 2019
White Claw is just Juul water— Rust (@Rusty_Barbar) July 30, 2019