The White House Has Its Own Domino’s Pizza Tracker
But instead of delivering you a warm pizza, it takes your healthcare and sells your favorite national park to Black Rock.
Published 5 months ago in Funny
The Senate is debating Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill” this week, and you can track the process online. Isn’t that fun? I mean, it’s a far cry from being stoned and waiting for a pizza. But it is pretty dumb.
Senate Majority Whip John Barrasso told CNN that he expects Congress to vote on the bill this morning and that it was, “in the hands of the people that operate the copy machine.” Whatever that means.
the white house website has a countdown for the big beautiful bill that looks exactly like the domino’s pizza tracker pic.twitter.com/WRIJWacJ8X
— sam goldner (@szgoldner) July 1, 2025
The “Big Beautiful Bill” tracker has five stages: 1) Committee Review; 2) House Debate; 3) House Vote; 4) Senate Debate; 5) Senate Vote; and 6) Signed Into Law.
Currently, the tracker is on stage five, Senate vote.
And soon, our national parks will be “out for delivery” to the highest bidder, and we plebs won’t be getting any pizza.
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