thicc blimp

Well, there’s a sentence I didn’t think I’d write today. Yes, that’s right, there’s a blimp that looks like a big ol’ juicy butt and it’s got the internet very horny.

Formally known as the Hybrid Air Vehicles Airlander 10, it was unleashed upon the world with a very innocent tweet by an engineering Twitter channel called STEM Feed:

Hybrid Air Vehicles Airlander 10

Uhhhhhhhh... 0_0

I mean… yeah. That blimp better stop playing around. Forget the Goodyear blimp, this is the GoodNight blimp. I mean good God, this thing looks like it belongs in a hip-hop video (Sir Mix-a-Lot, maybe?). It doesn’t take a lot of conjecture to guess that the designers over at Hybrid Air Vehicles clearly have a preference for full-figured body types, also known as “Pixar Moms.”

When Pixar has a mom: meme

Pixar doing God's work for horny pervs everywhere

It wasn’t long before this ridiculously sexy semi-rigid airship was making the internet more-than-semi-rigid. Twitter definitely has a history of getting sexually aroused by inanimate objects but in this case, I can’t blame them. Dat blimp juicy.

Until next time, friends!