We've collected the perfect songs for the most special of moments in a young man's life. Whether at a high school football game or the back of your parents' car. The over-the-pants handjob always needs some mood music.

10) My Chemical Romance "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)" - You know the real reason I'm not okay? Blue balls.

9) Yellowcard "Ocean Avenue" - "If I could find you now things would get better, you could reach around make my pants wetter!" Those are the lyrics right?

8) Fountains of Wayne "Stacy's Mom" - For when your girl's mom is a more attractive version of her.

7) Taking Back Sunday "You're So Last Summer" - "She said DON'T...Don't let it go to your head."

6) blink-182 "The Rock Show" - Because nothing feels better than getting an over-the-pants handy in the middle of a Warped Tour pit while Blink plays the Hurley stage.

5) Dashboard Confessional "Screaming Infidelities" - Your (pubic) hair is everywhere!!!

4) Hawthorne Heights "Ohio is for Lovers" - Balls so blue, they're thinking about slitting their wrists.

3) Say Anything "Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too" - If you never messed around to this song, just saying...add it to your bucket list.

2) Simple Plan "Addicted" - If premature ejaculation were a song, it'd be this one.

1) Fall Out Boy "Sugar, We're Goin' Down" - Wishing to be the friction in your jeans indeed...