Unluckiest Dude Ever Gets Pantsed After Getting Run Over By Car
The only thing worse than getting nearly run over by a car three separate times? Losing your pants and underwear in the process.
Published 1 year ago in Funny
The only thing worse than getting nearly run over by a car three separate times? Losing your pants and underwear in the process.
One very unlucky Vermont teen recently discovered snowball fights aren’t all fun and games, getting nearly flattened — and inadvertently flashing an entire neighborhood— after tossing a handful of fresh powder at a car.
In a now-viral clip snapped last Thursday, Vermonter Oliver Reed found himself facing the wrath of teen driver Hamza Velic, who after hitting Reed so hard that he lost his pants decided to circle back three times in a seeming attempt to run him over.
when keepin it real goes wrong pic.twitter.com/5E4wIbWFiE
— Kristi Yamaguccimane (@TheWapplehouse) January 17, 2024
Though Reed was able to make a break for it following the third attack, emerging with only a handful of bruises and scrapes, per local news outlet WCAX, Velic faced hefty penalties for his driving. He was ultimately charged with attempted murder.
Velic opted to plead not guilty in the now-viral case, yet it appears the Superior Court judge presiding over the case wasn’t buying it.
“This was intent. He can’t say he just went too fast around the speed and struck someone. He was preying and trying to strike this person down,” Judge Michael Harris said of the “alarming and erratic” incident.
We can only hope that Velic winds up facing the consequences of his actions … and that Reed gets himself a belt.
10-Mile-Wide ‘Devil Comet’ is Heading Toward Earth
It seems likely that when humans do go extinct, we’ll go the way of the dodo bird.
Published 1 year ago in Wow
It seems likely that when humans do go extinct, we’ll go the way of the dodo bird (habitat loss), but a much scarier and more dramatic end to the human experiment would be to go the way of the dinosaur (asteroid). But it might not be as far-fetched as you might think.
An enormous "devil comet" will be passing by Earth for the first time in more than seven decades, astronomers say.
— Wesley (@Wesley955755931) January 16, 2024
The comet, officially known as 12P/Pons-Brooks, got its nickname due to the formation of two "horns" made up of ice and gas. pic.twitter.com/tK5Dd9mxo3
As we speak, a comet (composed of gas and dust) bigger than Mount Everest is hurtling toward Earth at 40,000 miles per hour, called the ‘Devil's Comet.’ Named for the icy volcanic activity that gives the comet a distinctive double-horned trail, the 10.5-mile wide block is three times the size of the asteroid that took out the dinosaurs. But fortunately, there’s nothing to worry about.
The 'devil comet' is expected to pass by Earth in the summer
— S. Atkinson (@sandya418) January 18, 2024
It is expected to be closest to Earth in June 2024.https://t.co/NOe1d6imNo
Scientifically labeled “12P/Pons-Brooks,” the comet is in the middle of its 71-year orbit around the Sun, and won’t come anywhere near Earth (sorry). Although the unique-looking ice ball will be visible in the night sky around June of 2024 when it’s at its nearest, it will never come closer to our planet than we are to the Sun.
It looks like we can go back to worrying more about going the way of the dodo bird for the time being.
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