You Can Now Buy a Home With Fartcoin

The next housing crisis is going to make 2008 look like child’s play.

By Peter Rapine

Published 5 months ago in Funny


Bill Pulte, the U.S. Director of the Federal Housing Association, ordered Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to “prepare their businesses to count cryptocurrency as an asset for a mortgage,” in an order today that he posted to Twitter, citing, “President Trump’s vision to make the United States the crypto capital of the world.”



Pulte, who once sued an executive at PulteGroup, the home-building business his grandfather founded, for “trolling him on Twitter,” surely knows a thing or two about managing public opinion. And the public, for the most part, thinks this is a terrible, albeit, hilarious idea that surely won’t tank the housing market nor lead to a 1,000-year dark age.


Between people buying burritos on credit, YOLOing their IRAs into meme coins, the future of the American economy is going to hinge on whether Fartcoin goes up or down.


Awesome!


Here are some of my favorite tweets that are funny now, but won’t be such laugh riots when I’m forced to eat the walls of my apartment: 










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