Insert pompous quote about how advanced science is like magic for lesser advanced civilizations. I must be part of those lesser advanced civilizations because when I first saw this video of Apple’s new microprocessor, my first thought was, “No fucking way.”

Watch the video, try not to droll:

I watched this like 3 times because it is so mind blowing

“This is a microprocessor, how did humans make this. How as human beings did we even come close to making something like this”

He takes a microscope and keeps zooming: pic.twitter.com/vI6BocnKDv

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— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) May 19, 2025

Apparently, technology keeps advancing — despite all the signs that it shouldn’t.

In the video uploaded to Twitter by WallStreetApes, which is where I get all my science news, a microprocessor can be seen under a microscope next to a human hair for scale. And as the camera zooms further and further in, the detail and complexity of the processor only confounds my teeny, tiny brain more.

The only thing more confusing than the engineering behind such a device is the Australian accent of the man narrating the video.

Geeze dude, shut up!