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'He's Drunk AF': Tipsy Driver Nearly Bulldozes Pedestrians After Speeding Onto a Houston Curb
Though a hammered Houston driver may have stayed off the road in their intoxicated state, they evidently forgot about the sidewalk, nearly bulldozing several pedestrians enjoying a night out.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
'Stay There! I Got Everything!': Thieves Force Man's Car Off Road, Rob Him of His License Plate
This exercise in Murphy’s Law was an unfortunate reality for one unlucky Los Angeles motorist, who found his car dented and burgled during a drive down the highway.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
British TikToker Pretends to Be Shocked When Peruvian Airport Security Find Several Kilos of Booger Sugar In His Luggage
As Adams, 25, attempted to leave the South American country on September 30, his plans were quickly thwarted after officials at Jorge Chávez International Airport decided to check his luggage.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'She's Right': Crying Zoomer Roasted For Her Take On 9—5 Jobs Is Right – Commuting Sucks
After roughly a century and a half, Karl Marx has finally been replaced as the face of capitalist critique. His successor? None other than influencer @brielleybelly123, a 20-something college grad who has a whole lot to say about the state of the American
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
'Boomer Panic' is the New Millennial Phrase to Describe Outbursts, Karen Behavior and More
“From conversations with my mother, they weren't allowed to make mistakes and were harshly punished if they did,” speculated one user, while another dubbed it a “trauma response.”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘Do We Actually Need to Worry About Losing Bananas?’: With Bananas On the "Brink of Extinction," Vegans Are In a Panic
Though the world may be shocked to learn that bananas as we know them may soon go extinct thanks to a fungus outbreak, vegans are far from surprised.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'100% Intentional': Base Jumper Opens Parachute Late, Barely Survives Water Landing
One base jumper recently learned a very hard lesson about the laws of gravity, barely surviving an 876-foot fall into a West Virginia gorge after deploying his parachute at the last possible second.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'You're Discriminating Against Me Because I'm White!': Airplane Passenger Throws Tantrum After Not Being Offered Booze
What do college freshmen with mediocre fake IDs and the angry, entitled Jet Blue passenger at the center of a newly viral video have in common?
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Not Even Fall Out Boy Can Spell the Titles of Their Songs
Though Fall Out Boy may have "cast a spell over the west to make you think of me the same way I think about you,” it appears there is one thing they absolutely can not spell — the word “annihilation.”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Dime Doesn’t Pay: Four Robbers Charged After Stealing 2 Million Dimes Worth $234,500
A group of robbers decided to take a painstaking — and laundromat-friendly — new approach to massive money heists, nabbing $234,500 from a truck on its way from the Philadelphia Mint, snatching the entire sum in roughly two million dimes.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Charred Aftermath Paints Grim Picture of I-55 Pileup Due to ‘Super Fog’
New Orleans recently experienced what’s called a “super fog.” According to the Associated Press, this is when fog mixes with smoke — in this case, smoke from nearby marsh fires — to turn the air nearly opaque.
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
Woman Comes Home From Vacation to Find Her House Accidentally Demolished
The only thing worse than heading home after a long relaxing vacation? Heading home from a long relaxing vacation … only to discover that your home had been wrongfully demolished in your absence.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I'm Autistic and My Special Interest Is Cheating On My Wife': Autistic Man Admits to Enjoying Logistics of Cheating More Than the Actual Sex
One Redditor recently proved that not all special interests are created equal, admitting that his latest hyperfixation is none other than cheating on his wife.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Group of Girls Go Shot-for-Shot in TSA Security Line
Going through airport security is a drag.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
