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‘Big Naturals Disaster’: Polar Vortex Map Predicts Cold, Titillating Weather Ahead
The booby brouhaha began on Thursday when iconic s—tposter @equine__dentist headed to Twitter with a horny throwback diagram depicting the very buxom shape of a 2019 polar vortex.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Bachelor In Paradise' Contestant Forced to Quit Show After Failing to Deliver 'Poop Baby'
Though 'Bachelor in Paradise' contestant Sam Jeffries may have not left Paradise with a ring, she most definitely left with a baby — more specifically, a “poop baby.”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Our Anaconda Don't Want None of This Terrifying Anaconda
Though Sir Mix-a-Lot’s anaconda may not want none unless you got buns, hun, we’ve recently decided that our anaconda don’t … period, especially after watching this viral video detailing just how large and scary these reptiles can be.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
The Scrappiest Place On Earth: Brutal Brawl Briefly Shutters Disneyland Teacup Ride
Disneyland in Anaheim, California briefly transformed from the happiest place on Earth to the scrappiest place on Earth this past weekend after a massive brawl broke out between a handful of angry Disney adults.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Angry Family of Murdered Teen Beat Alleged Killer For Giggling During Grieving Mom’s Testimony
One grieving family decided that justice was a dish best served with the swing of a fist, taking down the man accused of murdering 16-year-old Diamond Alvarez in a brutal courtroom beatdown.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
