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'That's It, I'm Calling Her': Everyone Is Down Horrendous For Ham Leg
Think you’re down bad? No matter how thirsty you may be, Twitter proved that there will always be someone thirstier after a pre-packaged ham leg sent the entire website into an ex-dialing frenzy.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Everyman Hero Cam Newton Proudly States He Has a Very Average-Sized Hog
You’ve heard people brag about big dicks. You’ve read Redditors complain about having small dicks. Now, get ready for a new frontier in the world of penis-themed conversations: being content with your okay hog.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘What Are They Training For?’: Behold the Workout Class Where You Get Beaten With a Tire
Looking to snag the perfect beach body? Try having a burly man throw a big tire at your abs, a technique that has found itself at the center of Twitter’s latest viral video.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
D-Bag Cyclist Hit With One Month Ban After Sparking Looney Tunes-Esque Pileup
Though slow and steady may not win the race in the world of competitive cycling, neither does quite literally knocking out your competition, an important lesson one biker learned the hard way.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Bing’s A.I. Goes Full Fascist After Being Asked to Depict ‘Democracy vs Authoritarianism’
There’s been a lot of low-level anxiety about the dangers of artificial intelligence recently, particularly as A.I. becomes more and more accessible to the average internet user, and thus, more and more a part of our daily lives.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
'Who Takes Someone That Looks Like This to a Chain Restaurant?': Entitled Woman Refuses to Leave Car After Date Takes Her to Cheesecake Factory
Think a restaurant with chaotic decor, a novella for a menu, and 38 different types of cheesecake is enough to woo your date? Not if your crush is a TikToker with insanely high standards!
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Police Officer’s OnlyFans Page Comes Out After She Pulled Over One of Her Subscribers
Though a Minnesota d-bag may have hoped that the officer pulling him over may have let him go with a warning, he quickly learned she had gotten him off before — literally — as a subscriber to her OnlyFans account.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
The Party’s Over: As Social Media Companies Test Paid Subscription Models, Free Users Can Expect a Worse User Experience
The early days of the internet feel like a fever dream now: open access to as much information as you could get your hands on with no paywalls or subscriptions in sight.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
The World’s Worst Liquor Store Employee Somehow Has Incredible Job Security
Though liquor store employees may spend their work day surrounded by some of the strongest alcohol money can buy, getting into the merchandise is not a part of the job description, a lesson one hammered worker recently found out the hard way.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Denise Richards’ OnlyFans Collab With Her 19-Year-Old Daughter Rubs the Internet the Wrong Way
Actress Denise Richards proved that there is a very, very good reason for the “step” in the ever-popular genre of step-mom porn, sparking ire, concern and a whole of confusion after teasing a possible OnlyFans collaboration with her 19-year-old daughter,
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
Sorry Incels, Caroline Ellison Is Getting More Play Than Any of Us
Caroline Ellison, the disgraced former CEO of Alameda Research headed to court to testify against her FTX co-founder and ex-boyfriend Sam Bankman Fried this week, getting candid about their tumultuous business dealings.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'What Did You Do?': Dublin Woman Shockingly Calm After Motorcycle Slams Through Her Front Door
A wiley motorcyclist took the term "barging in" to terrifying new heights, accidentally slamming his bike through the door of a surprisingly nonchalant Dublin homeowner.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Probably Gamey But Delicious': Bigfoot Allegedly Spotted In Colorado
One couple’s recent train ride through scenic Colorado quickly took a sharp turn for the folkloric after the pair appeared to capture what may be the first-ever non-potato-filmed footage of Bigfoot wandering through the Rocky Mountain State wilderness.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
'Slap Was a Cover?': Conspiracy Theorists Convinced Jada Pinkett Smith Killed Tupac, Used Alopecia As a Coverup
Jada Pinkett Smith — actress, August entangler, the face that launched one (1) Academy Awards slap, and the mastermind behind Tupac Shakur’s death?
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Family Shatters Glass Door to Their Airbnb After Locking Themselves Out
It seems like every week there’s another horror story about someone’s horrific experience staying at an Airbnb, from controlling hosts surveilling guests remotely to expecting people to clean the entire place before they leave but also pay a cleaning fee.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
