Funny articles
Dude Gets Instant Karma and a Beating After Stalking Shopper, Breaking His Car Window
A Walmart shopper recently came away from his trip to the big box store with a bag full of instant karma, proceeding to get his butt whooped after stalking a man before shattering his car window.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Man Asks Social Media to Help Save His Struggling Restaurant, Instead Gets Called Out By Mistreated Employees and Terrible Reviews
Social media can be a godsend for struggling small businesses; all you need is one viral TikTok and suddenly you’ve got lines out the door.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘She Just Won’t Stop Lying’: Lawyer’s Wife Tries to Gaslight and Girlboss Her Way Out of a Hit-and-Run Accident
Everyone has been all about supporting women’s wrongs lately, but I don’t think attempting to lie your way out of taking responsibility for a hit-and-run is what they had in mind.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘Why Shouldn’t We Pave the Atlantic?’: Twitter User’s Proposal to Fill in the Atlantic Ocean Is Manifest Destiny in Its Purest Form
If you’re old, you might remember a Usenet group called “alt.pave.the.earth.” The fantasy of this group was simple — cover the world in asphalt.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I'll Come Grab You Up Back There': Pro Boxer Adrien Broner Berates McDonald's Employee In Bizarre, Shirtless Tirade
Boxer Adrien Broner discovered that the age-old rule of “no shoes, no shirt, no service” still applies to professional athletes, going on a bizarre, shirtless tirade against a McDonald’s employee during a recent trip to the fast food giant.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Tase Me, I Like It Kinky': Drunk Woman Tries to Seduce Cop After Being Stopped For Hit and Run
A drunk driver tried to turn a hit-and-run into a hit it and run, attempting to seduce the police officer arresting her after she allegedly slammed her car into a Chevy Cruze in Brunswick, Ohio, before speeding away.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Hasan Minhaj Accused of Fabricating Joke About His Daughter Being "Splashed with Anthrax"
As most comics can tell you, the keys to stand up are fairly simple: Always remember the rule of three, timing is everything and when in doubt, fabricate a harrowing tale about your young daughter being exposed to anthrax at the emotional climax of your N
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Cops Fight Wedding Party and Knock Bridesmaid Out Cold
Police officers in Newport, Rhode Island took the age-old tradition of wedding objections to new lows this week, finding themselves in a bridal brawl with a group of wedding guests who were denied entry from a local bar.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
Drunk T-Mobile Employee Deletes Woman’s Entire Phone, Then Denies It to Her Face
One very unlucky T-Mobile customer got a whole lot less than she bargained for during a recent trip to one of the carrier’s stores when a possibly intoxicated manager accidentally erased her entire phone while attempting to sync her Apple Watch.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Irish Hooligan Breaks Arm Off 100-Year-Old Brussels Statue During Crazy Night Out
An Irish tourist nabbed one heck of a souvenir during his recent trip to the historic Brussels Stock Exchange in Belgium — the severed arm of a more than 100-year-old statue split off during a wild night on the town.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'You’re Gonna Get A Magnum? Yeah Right!': Woman Loses It After Catching Husband Buying Condoms
A quick trip to Walmart ended in a possibly relationship-ending screaming match after a wife caught her husband picking up a pack of condoms at the self-checkout counter.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Redditor Shows Off His 'Homemade Alien Mummy' In Response to Mexico's Bombshell UFO Hearing
Days after a ufologist presented two alleged alien corpses before Mexican Congress, one shitposting UFO truther claimed to have found themselves particularly inspired … to finally finish their years-long alien craft project.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Show Me This Idiot!': Creep Arrested After Groping News Anchor During Live Broadcast
One Madrid man made one hell of a primetime debut on Tuesday, getting rejected and berated on live TV — and ultimately arrested — after groping a news anchor in the middle of her broadcast.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
Virginia Is Not For Lovers: Virginia House Candidate Sparks Controversy As Amateur Porn Star Past Comes to Light
Earlier this week, the Washington Post outed a candidate running for election in the Virginia House of Delegates as having previously recorded herself having sex with her husband on Chaturbate.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
Nerds Lose Their Minds After Elon Musk Shares Photo of Amber Heard In ‘Overwatch’ Cosplay
Once thought of as a genius innovator and out-of-the-box thinker, Elon Musk’s purchase and subsequent overuse of Twitter (lol “X”) has made the world realize that he’s just kind of a loser.
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
