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‘Finders Keepers’: Employee Finds Gun on Bathroom Baby-Changing Table Left By Oblivious Cop

In the United States, cops have guns — if, that is, they can manage to hold onto them.

The Submarine Stepson Has Been Caught Up In a “Prostitution Ring”

Brian Szasz has had one hell of a summer.

People Are Using the Hurricane Filter to Flood Their Homes, Garages and Boats

Most recently, Hurricane Hilary on the West Coast was the focal point of numerous stories, with channels showing images of felled trees and damaged homes.

Congresswoman Lauren Boebert Kicked Out of Beetlejuice Musical For Vaping and Singing

Rumor has it the usher had to say Boebert’s name three times to get her to leave.

Taylor Swift Drunk at the VMAs Is the Internet’s New Favorite Meme

Though Taylor Swift may have nabbed nine awards at Tuesday night’s MTV VMAs, she also earned the highly-coveted unofficial title of stan Twitter’s latest darling.

'But First, Let Me Take A Selfie': Pennsylvania Authorities Take Group Photo With Escaped Convict Danelo Cavalcante

The Pennsylvania authorities that apprehended convicted killer Danelo Cavalcante brought a whole new meaning to “but first, let me take a selfie,” appearing to pose for a massive group photo moments after apprehending the fugitive.

‘We Need Pain In the Economy’: Millionaire Property Developer Says Companies Need to ‘Remind People That They Work For Them’ – Not the Other Way Around

Property developer and notable millennial avocado toast hater, Tim Gurner, told an interviewer during the Australian Financial Review Summit that there needs to be “pain in the economy.”

‘She Was 26, She Had Limited Value’: Seattle Police Officer Laughs After Woman Is Killed By Officer Going 50 MPH Over the Speed Limit

Though Seattle Police Officer Kevin Dave may have admitted that he “f–ked up” after fatally hitting 23-year-old graduate student Jaahnavi Kandula after driving 74 miles-per-hour — 50 miles per hour over the speed limit — into a crosswalk, his higher-ups a

Alleged Alien Corpses Unveiled In Mexican Congressional UFO Hearing

Though it may be mid-September, Hot ET Summer is still in full swing after scientists unveiled two alleged alien corpses during a UFO hearing before Mexico’s congress on Tuesday.

'Anyways, This Jumper': Woman's GRWM Interrupted By Man Screaming For His Life

It’s survival of the fittest out there.

The Era of the Soyface Has Ended – According to YouTube Mogul MrBeast

If you’ve spent any time on the internet in the past few years, you’ve probably seen MrBeast, or more specifically, a photo of him smiling with his mouth wide open, an expression known in some online circles as soyface/soyboy face.

Man Suffocated a Spotted Lanternfly With His Butt

The Spotted Lanternfly has invaded the East Coast and has forced regular citizens into a collective militia against this invasive species. If you live in or around New York City, or anywhere in the North East, you've seen these little devils. However, one

The Bisexual Obama Rumors Reignite the 'Hobama' Fandom

Last week, Tucker Carlson interviewed Larry Sinclair, the man who claimed to have had a crack-smoked-filled one-night stand with former President Barack Obama in the '90s. And one part of the internet is asking if a certain former boy bander is next to sh

Guys in Costa Rica Narrowly Avoid Getting Killed By Out of Control Flood Debris

In July, a massive mudslide in Costa Rica caused flooding and damage to the Aguas Zarcsa area. One video shows Costa Rican men running over a bridge before it gets absolutely decimated by debris.

Aaron Rogers Injury Memes That Won't Repair His Achilles

As Adam Schefter, one of the NFL’s top reporters, tweeted out this morning, “Aaron Rodgers’ torn Achilles might be the most devastating injury to a team and fan base in NFL history.”

'Ariana’s a Boca Girl': Ariana Grande’s Former Classmate Recounts Singer’s Entitled Behavior As Cheating Rumors Swirl

Though few fans may have been shocked by the sketchy timeline surrounding Ariana Grande’s rumored romance with her Wicked costar Ethan Slater, no one was as unsurprised as her former classmate, TikTok creator @binta_swag.

Promotional 'Aaron Rogers Throws for More Than 1 Yard' Bet Doesn’t Hit

By now you’ve probably heard that the NFL’s biggest offseason storyline came to an abrupt end just three plays into the Jets’ fresh 2023-2024 season when Aaron Rogers tore his Achilles on the team’s opening drive against the Bills on Monday Night Football

Packers Fans Forced to Pay Huge Bar Tabs after Cheering Aaron Rodgers’ Injury

A group of bitter Green Bay Packers fans learned a few hard lessons on hubris and gambling on Monday, finding themselves forced to pay massive bills after hoping the New York Jets would lose following Aaron Rodgers’ gruesome Achilles tendon tear.

'Imagine Firing Your Guardian Angel': Former IBM Exec Admits To Axing Colleague Who Saved His Life On 9/11

Though former IBM exec Bill Ellmore’s colleague may have saved his life, stopping him from boarding United Flight 93 on September 11, 2001, her heroic decision wasn’t enough to save her job, the tech mogul admitting to giving her the ax in an unhinged soc

Woman Attends the ‘You Don’t Need Glasses Seminar’ So We Don’t Have To

Samantha Lotus is an anti-glasses grifter who went viral for claiming optometrists are lying about people's need for glasses.

‘Vaxxed?’: Watch the Moment Aaron Rodgers Tore His Achilles

Aaron Rodgers’ 2023-2024 football season got off to a very Looney Tunes start last night, with the NFL great appearing to rip his Achilles tendon just four plays into his New York Jets debut.

Naked Dude In Full Body Paint Argues With Waitstaff Over Dress Code Violation

No shoes. No shirt. No service.

Helpless and Horrified, an Astronaut Watched 9/11 Unfold From Space

One of Danny Masterson's Victims Threatens to Out Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis

By now you’re all caught up on Danny Masterson’s 30 years in prison sentence for rape. You’ve heard about the character letters written in his favor by Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis.