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18 Totally Terrifying Things That Will Trigger Your Fight or Flight Response

18 Totally Terrifying Things That Will Trigger Your Fight or Flight Response

A collection of things that you'll want no part of.

By Andrew Cunningham

Featured 2 years ago in Creepy

Everything Rachel Bilson Has Said About Bill Hader's Dick Game

Everything Rachel Bilson Has Said About Bill Hader's Dick Game

Rachel Bilson, she’s just like us, and by just like us, I mean just like *me* down horrendous and definitely *not* over her ex (pls call me, Jake, I have your hoodie and all forty (40) boxes of Warhammer you “accidentally” mailed to my house).

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Lady Gaga Giving a Cameraman the Death Glare Is the New Spit-Gate

Lady Gaga Giving a Cameraman the Death Glare Is the New Spit-Gate

Despite these differing theories — You’ve got some stiff competition, Spit-gate — one thing is for certain: She sure as hell knows how to be everything everywhere all at once.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

A Full Breakdown of Marlon Brando's Disgusting Eating Habits

A Full Breakdown of Marlon Brando's Disgusting Eating Habits

From fast food pit stops on 9/11 to biting live frogs, the late great Marlon Brando was apparently an absolute mongrel when it came to his eating habits.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

'I Said That?': Lil Wayne Becomes a Lil Wayne Fan After Interviewer Reads Him His Own Lyrics

'I Said That?': Lil Wayne Becomes a Lil Wayne Fan After Interviewer Reads Him His Own Lyrics

In a fun segment, Smith reads some of Wayne's lyrics back to him, and the rapper can't help but become a fan of himself like the rest of us.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘Teletubbies’ Conspiracy Theorizes a Bulgarian Children’s Asylum Inspired the Famed Children's Show

‘Teletubbies’ Conspiracy Theorizes a Bulgarian Children’s Asylum Inspired the Famed Children's Show

The children's show which first aired 26 years ago on BBC is at the center of a deep dark conspiracy theory. Was Teletubbies actually inspired by 4 children being held in an infamous Bulgarian mental asylum?

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Creepy

'Drip Jong Un': Kim Jong Un Is the Supreme Leader of the Gen Z Aesthetic

'Drip Jong Un': Kim Jong Un Is the Supreme Leader of the Gen Z Aesthetic

After nearly 12 years on the throne, North Korean overlord Kim John Un has reemerged as the supreme leader of yet another jurisdiction — the fashion world.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

5 Hospitality Horror Stories from Hotel Staff

5 Hospitality Horror Stories from Hotel Staff

If we as a society all agree that customer service is the absolute worst industry, then the perfect subset of that has to be hospitality.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Creepy

Jamie Lee Curtis *Definitely* Wasn't Arguing With Sigourney Weaver In Accidental Oscars Pointing Meme Recreation

Jamie Lee Curtis *Definitely* Wasn't Arguing With Sigourney Weaver In Accidental Oscars Pointing Meme Recreation

This is absolutely a photo of a very calm interaction.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Climate Activists Glue Themselves to a Tanker Full of Cooking Oil Mistaking It For Crude Oil

Climate Activists Glue Themselves to a Tanker Full of Cooking Oil Mistaking It For Crude Oil

Instead of stopping big oil, they stopped the slicking of local frying pans.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Why Can’t My Dreams Come True?': Austin Butler Gets Oscar Snub Meme Treatment

'Why Can’t My Dreams Come True?': Austin Butler Gets Oscar Snub Meme Treatment

Elvis seemed to be a favorite going into last night's Academy Awards with 8 nominations including a Best Actor nom for star, Austin Butler.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

Everyone Is Reflecting on All the Stupid Shit They Did During Quarantine

Everyone Is Reflecting on All the Stupid Shit They Did During Quarantine

"Ratatouille the Musical" was not a product of sanity.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

The Most Insane French Translations of American Movie Titles

The Most Insane French Translations of American Movie Titles

You've heard of "The Other Guys" now get ready for "Very Bad Cops."

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Street Caricature Artists Absolutely Roast People With Their Portraits

Street Caricature Artists Absolutely Roast People With Their Portraits

Be careful what you wish for if you want a picture from these guys.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

5 Genres of Music We Absolutely Despise

5 Genres of Music We Absolutely Despise

Music is what brings people together. It's also what tears people apart.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

Cop Thought Her Bodycam Was Off, Records Herself Stealing Nearly $10,000 from Resident

Cop Thought Her Bodycam Was Off, Records Herself Stealing Nearly $10,000 from Resident

The female officer and her co-conspirator can be seen pocketing various items they find while doing a search of the premises.

By Peter Pizagalli

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Man With Swastika Flags Flying from His Windows Claims He's Definitely Not a Nazi

Man With Swastika Flags Flying from His Windows Claims He's Definitely Not a Nazi

Sure. Totally.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Creepy

Texas Is Offering Tax Incentives For Nondivorced Straight Couples

Texas Is Offering Tax Incentives For Nondivorced Straight Couples

Great news for Michelle and Jim-Bob Duggar, that one TikTok tradwife and Gen-Z trad-Caths a little °too° committed to the bit — the state of Texas may somehow manage to regress further back into the 19th century, pondering a bill that would bestow tax ben

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

'Leftovers Never Tasted So Good': Man Uses Hotel Bathtub to Reheat His Leftovers

'Leftovers Never Tasted So Good': Man Uses Hotel Bathtub to Reheat His Leftovers

It's 2023 and hotels still aren't providing guests with basic human amenities.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago

Optimus Prime Just Nabbed a Kids' Choice Award That Had Previously Only Belonged to Alleged Nickelodeon Sex Pest Dan Schneider

Optimus Prime Just Nabbed a Kids' Choice Award That Had Previously Only Belonged to Alleged Nickelodeon Sex Pest Dan Schneider

Let's hope Optimus Prime isn't weird around kids!

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

'Yes, He's the A--hole': Husband Refuses to Split Bill For the Birth of His Child

'Yes, He's the A--hole': Husband Refuses to Split Bill For the Birth of His Child

On today’s installment of men being the most oblivious creatures on the planet...

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 Disappearance, What Netflix Gets Right and Wrong

Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 Disappearance, What Netflix Gets Right and Wrong

'MH370 The Plane That Disappeared' is now available to stream on Netflix.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

Keeping Up With The Late-Stage Kapitalism: The 18th Century Precedent Of Kim Kardashian's Play Town

Keeping Up With The Late-Stage Kapitalism: The 18th Century Precedent Of Kim Kardashian's Play Town

RIP Marie Antoinette, you would have loved Kim K.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago

'Tiny D,' 'Meatball Ron,' Ron DeSanctimonious,': Trump Is Workshopping the Perfect Ron DeSantis Nickname

'Tiny D,' 'Meatball Ron,' Ron DeSanctimonious,': Trump Is Workshopping the Perfect Ron DeSantis Nickname

Trump recently took a break from (allegedly) cheating at golf, shilling NFTs, and attempting to mansplain the McDonald’s menu to cashiers in a crisis zone, to perfect his evil (sick) nickname for his primary opponent, Republican Florida governor, Ron DeSa

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

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