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No One Has Ever Been More Turned on Than a Brit Eating Cold Beans From the Can

Brits love their awful food. Mushy peas, jellied eels, that one dish that’s just a pie of fish heads? Yeah, I’ll pass on the whole country.

OF Model Throws Tantrum After Being Told She Can’t Hump the Ground at the Gym

‘You Couldn’t Waterboard This Out of Me’: Woman Admits She Wrote a Book for Her First Crush and Then Tattooed His Rejection Drawing on Her Chest

A strong contender for the award for “weirdest story that probably should have been kept secret” has emerged thanks to a girl on TikTok who shared her story of the craziest thing she’s done for a crush.

Wannabe LinkedIn Influencer Roasted After Sneaking into the Brooklyn Half Marathon

In a classic case of girlbossing too close to the sun, one self-described entrepreneur found herself in hot water recently after attempting to share her story of triumph after sneaking into the Brooklyn Half Marathon over the weekend.

Man Publicly Calls Out His 37 Closest Friends for Not Doing More to Help Him Find a Girlfriend

Anyone who’s used the internet in the past 20 years will understand just how many people online are sexually frustrated and willing to take it out on innocent bystanders. But one Tennessee man has taken it to the next level.

Door-to-Door Salesman Out During Tornado Warning Zips Away on Scooter When Told to Leave

You’d think the internet would have killed door-to-door salesmen, but nope.

Dude Almost Cuts Off Finger with Cybertruck Trunk

Before it got recalled, the Cybertruck had a problem. Well, about a million problems, but there was one problem specifically that could have been a real issue for anyone who enjoys having their hands.

Are Digital Dashboards Reporting Back to Your Insurance Company? One Parent Says Yes

Conspiracy theorists are having a field day with one anonymous person’s YouTube comment after they suggested that their car was spying on them, so let’s try to unravel this mystery.

Writing ‘58008’ on a Calculator Isn’t Just for English Speakers

Unless you’re in middle school right now, it’s probably been a minute since you last thought about the joys of spelling out words on your calculator when you should have been paying attention in class.

Runner Throws Tantrum and Quits Mid-Race After Lightly Fumbling Baton Pass

We’ve all had those days when we just want to throw in the towel and take the rest of the day off.

NYC Police Union Sues City Over Steroids Ban

New York City cops have a problem.

Andrew Tate Wants to Kill Adin Ross

Andrew Tate and Adin Ross have a rocky friendship.

Dude Attaches GoPro to His Cat and Finds Out He’s the Neighborhood Dick

People strapping cameras to their pets has led to a slew of funny content.

Woman Hilariously Details How She Dodged Local Shooting

What would you do in a shooting? Personally, I would start wildly screaming and running as far away as possible.

More Footage of the NYC Couple Caught Going at It in Battery Park

As summer approaches in New York City, people are finding all sorts of ways to enjoy the sunshine and warm air.

Another Boeing Whistleblower Has Died

If you speak out against Boeing, you’re Boeing to have a real bad time.

Another American Tourist Has Been Arrested in Turks and Caicos for Having Loose Ammo in His Luggage

Part of visiting another country means respecting the norms of their culture.

This Is Why You Leave Your Luggage Behind When Taking a Plane’s Emergency Exit

If you’ve ever been on a plane, you’ve probably heard, and ignored, the safety instructions at the beginning of the flight.

World’s First Self-Driving Car Race Begs for Ricky Bobby Commentary

Self-driving cars are going to take over the world — at least, that’s what the tech people keep telling us.

Sexyy Red Concerts Are Just Her Doing Awful Karaoke to Her Favorite Songs

St. Louis rapper Sexyy Red has blown up in recent months — but it seems like she’s already sick of her own music.

Kent Police’s Digital Manhunt Turns Up Few Leads As People Troll Terrible Computer-Generated Sketch

Even in this modern, hyper-monitored digital age, finding criminals isn’t easy. That’s why the police sometimes turn to social media for assistance.

Entitled Florida Bros Filmed Dumping Multiple Trash Cans into the Ocean

Always leave somewhere better than when you found it.

Man Films Police Taking Cover In His Yard During Shootout With His Neighbor

Four police officers were killed on Monday while serving a warrant in a North Carolina community.

Kick Streamer N3on Livestreams Himself Getting into a Hit and Run

There is being stupid and then there is being a livestreamer.