10 Reasons Why Australia Is Better Than Canadia
MrsNekoJeans
Published
08/11/2011
I know there's over a thousand reasons why, but here's some of the most important ones
- Canada is under the British queen's rule
- when you say you go clubbing in Australia, you mean going to a club, not clubbing seals
- Nickelback is not an Australian band
- You can walk around with a shotguns in Australia as long as you don't double-wield them
- You can walk around with a swords in Australia and you can even double-wield them (but you get a -2 penalty to dexterity if you hold two long swords at the same time)
- There's more than one road in Australia
- Nobody has even had the urge to weld two ships together in Australia
- Australian pastime: kicking-ass Canadian pastime: building igloos
- Russel Crowe is Aussie Tom Green is Canadian
- Canadian monties Australian dingo cavalry
- Canada is under the British queen's rule
- when you say you go clubbing in Australia, you mean going to a club, not clubbing seals
- Nickelback is not an Australian band
- You can walk around with a shotguns in Australia as long as you don't double-wield them
- You can walk around with a swords in Australia and you can even double-wield them (but you get a -2 penalty to dexterity if you hold two long swords at the same time)
- There's more than one road in Australia
- Nobody has even had the urge to weld two ships together in Australia
- Australian pastime: kicking-ass Canadian pastime: building igloos
- Russel Crowe is Aussie Tom Green is Canadian
- Canadian monties Australian dingo cavalry
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