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My super power would be to fart machine gun wielding unicorns that could recite the complete works of Monty Python. The type of fart determined the type of skills the unicorn has. For instance a silent but violent fart would result in an agile ninja type unicorn. A loud expulsion would create a bohemoth of a unicorn that could shoot faeces from its horn. However, i cannot choose which fart produces a unicorn so if i wasn't ready for it then one would be produced anyway. All of them would be called Nigel. 

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digjamman
Uploaded 08/16/2015
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