Halloween is almost here! Don't end up sitting inside again eating pizza and farting around the house. Buy something off this page, go out, and pretend you live in a world of fantasy and wasted slutty vampires.
Batman: The Dark Knight Adult Mask
Easy, affordable, and universally respected.
No Tricks...Only Treats Halloween Candy Basket
Your new edible best friend!
100 Piece Glow Party Pack
Glow party! You know you can open these up right? Get your Ne on!
Scary Realistic Sightless Mask
Dress up as a guy who just saw Paula Dean naked!
Halloween PEZ Dispenser Pack (12 count)
Classic. They glow in the dark too.
Snickers Peanut Butter Pumkins Singles (24 pack)
Snickers didn't pay us to put these here...but if anyone from Snickers wants to make a deal: firstname.lastname@example.org
Halloween Skeleton Toilet Paper Holder
Stop just setting the toilet paper on the back of your crusty toilet...it's unlady like.
Ask Me About My Zombie Disguise Flip-Up T-Shirt
Get this for your girlfriend, and don't let her wear an undershirt. Happy Halloween!
Magical Unicorn Mask
Gives you superpowers, and is fucking hilarious!
Glow Stick Party Cups (16-18oz. 24 count)
Your not drunk until your cup looks like the Olympic rings!
Star Wars Princess Leia Slave Costume
Hopefully the girl comes with the costume!
Second Skin Supersuits
Perfect for being a (completely anonymous) Jackass!
Raptor Dog Costume
Put this on your pitbull and blame dinosaurs for your neighbor's dead cat.
Robin Hood Adult Costume
Take candy from the rich, and give it to your poor gut!