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Covid-19 pickup lines

If Covid-19 doesn't take you out, can I?

Even during the corona pandemic, the most contagious thing is still your smile

Is that pneumonia in my lungs or has your smile just left me breathless?

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?

Do you need toilet paper because I will be your Prince Charmin.

Are you an N95 mask? Cause I want you on my face.

Cough here often?

You can't spell virus without U and I

One ply? Two ply? Neither. The only thing I'm looking for is your re-ply

“I really can’t stay”
“Baby it’s Covid-19 outside”

Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.

That mask brings out the beauty in your eyes.

Wanna get closer than 6 feet?

I'll catch you later. *wink*

Can’t spell quarantine without u r a q t  ; )

You smell so good. Is that Purell you're wearing?

I got your stimulus package right here!

Our love is like covid 19. No one saw it coming.

Hey baby, you come within 6 feet of here often?

Girl, are you down with the sickness? Because oh WAH AH AH AH

Are you looking for a naughty girl? Because I only washed my hands for 19 seconds

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