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Do You Sit Or Stand To Wipe Your Ass?

Historically here have always been two major debates around shitting:


Q: Which way is the correct way for toilet paper to hang on the roll?

A: Over the front. If you're a civilized human-being this isn't even up for debate. For those of you who don't believe that this is objectively the truth, may I submit Exhibit A: 



This is the original patent for the "toilet paper roll." Checkmate. 


Q: Do you wipe from the front to back, or the back to front?

A: Side to side. 




Since those longtime topics have clearly been settled, there is only one last hurdle to cross before we're conflict-free when it comes to the toilet. 


Q: Do you stand to wipe your ass or do you stay sitting? 


Are you one of these guys?



Or one of these guys?


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