Historically here have always been two major debates around shitting:
Q: Which way is the correct way for toilet paper to hang on the roll?
A: Over the front. If you're a civilized human-being this isn't even up for debate. For those of you who don't believe that this is objectively the truth, may I submit Exhibit A:
This is the original patent for the "toilet paper roll." Checkmate.
Q: Do you wipe from the front to back, or the back to front?
A: Side to side.
Since those longtime topics have clearly been settled, there is only one last hurdle to cross before we're conflict-free when it comes to the toilet.
Q: Do you stand to wipe your ass or do you stay sitting?
Are you one of these guys?
Or one of these guys?