So anyways, the other day I was trimming my dick hair into a little douche mohawk before me and my homies Johny G status and vinny shizzles hit up some new club. We hopped in my tricked out honda civic, and headed downtown, I just got a painting of a dragon fucking a panther on the passenger seat. I don't get why people have cars in the first place, It's stupid we should have spaceships or some shit yo. Anayways on the way to the club i realised i forgot to put on my pencil thin beard so I immediately stopped the car and sharpied the fuck out of my face. We passed by a seven eleven on the way to the club, i saw a group of black people and i hit the gas on the car as fast as possible.                                                                                                                                                                                                 As soon as we got to the club I walked in with my giant sunglasses and my chain on and said yo yo yo. This club was the bomb yo, everybody there was so friendly but for some reason there were no bitches, some buff dude drinkin an appletini and wearin daisy dukes and a half buttoned up shirt approached me. As soon as I saw this guy I could tell he was alpha male status, He asked if me and my homies wanted to do some ecstasy we all said "fuck yeah" and took 3 hits each. The rest of the night was a blur I remember goin to this dudes crib where he said we would chill and play a little beer pong with some of his homies. I woke up in the morning in an alley with my homies, all of our asses were sore so I assumed we were probably butt chugging.