Source-The Onion

Miami-A number of self-proclaimed "big Miami Heat fans" woke up this morning, turned on the local news, and were reportedly thrilled to learn that their team won Game 7 of the NBA Finals last night, sources confirmed Friday.

"So they won the Trophy?" said 47-year-old Coral Gables resident Frank Gardner, echoing the sentiments of millions of die-hard Heat fans throughout the area, who went on to note that that they started to watch the team more since the franchise acquired "Lebron James and Chris Bush. [sic]

"We turned in early last night, so this was great news to wake up to. So what does this mean for them now? Do they move on, or how does this work? I'm excited." When told of the victory, a number of members of Heat Nation said they loved Shaquille O'Neal, think he's a character, and that he must have played very well for the Heat to have won.