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New Jersey Men Beat Up Blow-up Santa

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What, did you want a story too? Well, two men in New Jersey beat up an inflatable Santa Claus lawn decoration, because maybe that kid in the song wasn’t the only one who saw Mommy kissing St. Nick. At 8:38 pm last Wednesday, prime Santa-beating time, an Anderson Parkway resident reported that a neighbor saw a dark Jeep pull up to his front lawn, the Cedar Grove police department posted on its website (savesanta.com).

 

The two men then got out of the Jeep and started punching Santa, leaving several punctures, or stab wounds, depending on how you chose to view this situation. After jumping Santa in, the men jumped back in the car and drove towards Stevens Avenue, yelling “snitches get stitches!” or something. Maybe they’d been put on the naughty list, or maybe Santa was wearing the wrong colors, but in the end, a police search for the Santa-beaters came up empty. The blow-up Santa was valued at $100.

 

Follow Mike Cella on Twitter @mikevcella

 
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