Shy and I decided to meet up for a little conversation and dine at her uncles restaurant. It is a nice place but is strangely located in between planned parenthood and an animal rescue center. We had fried sheep penis over jasmine rice and curried scorpions.

Who knew sheep had corkscrew dicks. Shy paid and left the usual 5% tip and we got our fortune cookies and left. Shy cracked her fortune cookie open and began weeping.

She said we had to go next door real quick to "take care" of something. We entered planned parenthood and everybody yelled out "Shylilazn"!!! It was like we were in the TV show Cheers from the 80s. You know the bar that yelled "Norm"!!! when ever he walked in? Here is a picture for a reminder...

Yeah that show was awesome. But anyway, after Shy was done chatting it up in the back room with her chronies we decided to call it a night. She offered me a ride home but I declined because I didn't have time to die.