ok, so the blog title was a little deceiving. but the fact that youre reading this means you had interest in sindicate being naked and freshly shaven. you should be ashamed of yourself pervert. anyway, i found some of the facts about other users interesting and i figured id share a little about myself with you.

1)my mom was on americas most wanted

2)i got my 1st tattoo when i was 14 years old. i already had several piercings

3)i grew up in a strip club where my dad and his girlfriend worked

4)in highschool, i was rated 3rd in the world by the world karate organization

5)my moms husband is the president of a well known international biker gang (dont ask which one, i cant tell you)

6)i was once in the bed of a truck when we got in a car accident and i was ejected; i landed without a scratch on me. everyone else got hurt

7)my mom has more tattoos than anyone i know

8) i own an escort agency

9)as a little kid, i used to hustle drunks for quarters on pacman, galaga, and pool

10) i once held my best friend as he was dying from stab wounds in a street fight

those are just a few fun facts about me. i know, a twisted upbringing right?