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Stupid cat

I was just walking down a dark alley way

and I scared a cat and it puffed up really big

like this:

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And so then I was like "Haha, it's okay kitty."

And it was like "Listen punk, you don't wanna fuck with me."

And I was like "lol... what?"

And it started tapping its big puffed up club-like bludgeon of a tail on the ground like a bat!!

And it was like "You don't wanna fuck with me and my big fuckin' club right here, kid."

And I was like "Whoa whoa whoa, cool it, I don't want no trouble."

And he was like "Yeah, that's right, bitch."

And then he hissed at me and like ran off or something.


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