Terrorists also need water to drink, oxygen to breath and eyes and see. STAY VIGILANT!  


This is quite clearly a "become painfully afraid of everyone around you that exhibits any of the characteristics that normal people exhibit" ala finding the number 23 in everything.
For me this sort of "you're only safe if you tattle" bullshit started as a kid with the D.A.R.E. program. We were supposed to learn what drugs looked like that way if we were around them at home we could tell on our parents. They aren't telling you that the weed that you found in your parents bedroom, and your inevitable tattling is going to land you in Child Protective Services and eventually in Foster Care. 



So What do we do now? Now that Julian Assange is being held without bail for the crime of Surprise Sex and globally our central governments are asking us to stay awake and aware and turn in anybody that doesn't look right, what do we do?

I think the inevitable next step is to create a National Report Everyone You Know Day. Let's inundate the reporting process with everyone on you Facebook friends list. Your grade school teachers. The guy at super market who has never been anything but nice to you. The staff of The Simpsons. Kim Jong Il's son. 


I say, January 15th 2011, we report every person that we can think of to let them know that we think that this is a joke.