Today is November 11th.  Today is National poppy day. Celebrate by failing a drug test. The fourth Lateran Council Met. The doctrine of Transubstantiation is adopted thus making all catholics cannibals. Oh the Irony. Bishop John Atherton passes an "Act for the punnishment for the vice of burglary". The Bishop himself is the second man hanged under this act. Good ole Jim Morrison is arrested again. This time he was after a Stewardess. The New Holywood sign is unveiled today. Allowing suicides to resume once again. Dorothea Puente is the best landlord ever. Nine corpses have been found under her home. She killed 9 then collected on Social Security. On that same note, a ninteen year old girl drowns her own baby in the family toilet then hides the remains in a coffee can under the sink. She would have gotten away with it if it hadnt been for her medling brother. This and more on....Today in History

Nov 11

It's poppy day. All we can say is, groovy man.

Nov 11 1215

The Fourth Lateran Council meets. They adopt the doctrine of transubstantiation, meaning that bread and wine are transformed into the body and blood of Christ. This means all Catholics are essentially cannibals on a feeding schedule, but who are we to judge a theology?

Nov 11 1634

Under the urging of Anglican Bishop John Atherton, the Irish House of Commons passes "An Act for the Punishment for the Vice of Buggery." Seven years later, the good Bishop Atherton is himself the second man hanged under the Act.

Nov 11 1969

A drunken Jim Morrison, Door, is arrested by the FBI after he repeatedly prods a stewardess.

Nov 11 1978

A renovated Hollywood Sign is unveiled. The original sign was built in 1923, and said "Hollywoodland". Its 45 foot high letters have served as the jumping point for several suicides, including the first: starlet Peg Entwhistle (letter "H", 1932).

Nov 11 1988

Seven bodies are discovered under the ground of a Sacramento California boardinghouse owned by Dorothea Puente. The batty landlord had killed nine elderlies and was receiving their social security money.

Nov 11 1997

19-year-old girl Marianne Biancuzzo is charged in Tucson for drowning her newborn baby in a toilet and hiding the remains in a coffee can under her family's bathroom sink. The baby's carcass was discovered by her 15-year-old brother. What size coffee can you ask? 3 pounds. The brand name has not been released by police.