A lot of people ask me how I play Conan Exiles so well. I guess I deeply understand almost every aspect of the game, and perhaps the fact that I know what's essential and important in the game is what makes me play it in such a spectacular way. Here's some of my character's biggest moments of glory.
5. A baby tiger, kicked in the face.
4. A baby elephant, kicked in the butt. It's not visible on the screen shot, but there was a big adult elephant watching me do it, probably in shock and awe. The big elephant wisely didn't interfere.
3. Kicking a baby rhino in the spot where their horn would be if it was mature enough to grow it. This little fellow wasn't.
2. Kicking a baby hyena.
1. Kicking an antelope to the face while it was eating a tomato.