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Carnival Investigated After Nine-Year-Old Found Operating Ride

He was also bad at his job.

By Braden Bjella

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‘Go to TikTok. See for Yourself’: Kim Kardashian Says She Thinks the Moon Landing Is Fake

As evidence, she points to “TikTok.”

By Braden Bjella

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Woman Scammed for $350,000 After Believing She Was Dating the Star of Squid Game

If you think you’re dating a celebrity, no you’re not.

By Braden Bjella

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Idiots Are Inhaling CO₂ for Its Alleged ‘Health Benefits’

It’s basically the breathing equivalent of drinking your own pee — but that’s not stopping these people!

By Braden Bjella

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The AWS Outage Caused Multiple ‘Smart Beds’ to Overheat

Meanwhile, all of us brokies with regular mattresses slept just fine.

By Braden Bjella

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Government Worker Loses Clearance After Flooding Federal Servers With 180,000 Explicit Pics for His Spicy AI Project

Show this headline to someone from even a decade ago and their brain would explode.

By Braden Bjella

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Silicon Valley Founders Are Teaching Themselves to Lucid Dream So They Can Work More in their Sleep

It sucks that they’re doing this in service of the most useless products imaginable.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Facepalm

The Internet Is Debating Whether It’s Weird to Use Caps Lock Instead of Shift

Some people hit Caps Lock every time they want to use a capital letter.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

Study Finds Everyone is Sick of Social Media (Except Boomers)

While social media use among young people is going down, older people are using it more than ever.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Facepalm

Woman Arrested for Calling in Fake Threat Says She Just Wanted to ‘Trauma Bond’ With Coworkers

If you’re not meeting them for after-work drinks, how else are you going to get close?

By Braden Bjella

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Internet Users Are Convinced Halloween Decorations Will Summon Real Demons

Real demons. You know, those things that are fake.

By Braden Bjella

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Hershey Wins Lawsuit Claiming That Reese’s Halloween Candies Aren’t Scary Enough

If you were disappointed by Reese’s Pumpkins, you’re not alone.

By Braden Bjella

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Man Arrested After Ordering Tools for Hostage-Taking on DoorDash

Note to any future criminals: Don’t Uber Eats your duct tape and zip ties!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

New Report Finds American Students Have Gotten Significantly Dumber Since 2019

It’s not just you — we really are all getting stupider.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

School Cancels Class Because Buses’ Catalytic Converters Were Stolen

A school in Indiana is switching to e-learning again because people keep stealing their buses’ catalytic converters.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wtf

Some Guy in Boston Got Stuck in a Slide, Needed Firemen, EMS and the Police to Get Out

Bostonians just can’t handle slides, it seems.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Funny

Man Accused of Opening Plane’s Emergency Exit Says He Just Wanted to See How It Worked

Now he knows, I guess.

By Braden Bjella

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Woman Accused of Intentionally Slipping on a Banana Peel in Insurance Scam

Sometimes, you’ve just gotta go for a classic.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

An Influencer Illegally Flew to Antarctica. Now, He’s Stuck

Teenage American influencer Ethan Guo said he was going to fly to all seven continents. Now, he can’t leave one of them.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Companies Are Hiring ‘Etiquette Coaches’ to Teach Gen-Z Workers to Shower

They also have problems looking people in the eyes, experts say.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

One Floridian Has Called 911 Over 3,000 Times This Year Alone

You think your neighbors are bad?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Wtf

Dumb - articles

Carnival Investigated After Nine-Year-Old Found Operating Ride

‘Go to TikTok. See for Yourself’: Kim Kardashian Says She Thinks the Moon Landing Is Fake

Woman Scammed for $350,000 After Believing She Was Dating the Star of Squid Game

Idiots Are Inhaling CO₂ for Its Alleged ‘Health Benefits’

The AWS Outage Caused Multiple ‘Smart Beds’ to Overheat

Government Worker Loses Clearance After Flooding Federal Servers With 180,000 Explicit Pics for His Spicy AI Project

Silicon Valley Founders Are Teaching Themselves to Lucid Dream So They Can Work More in their Sleep

The Internet Is Debating Whether It’s Weird to Use Caps Lock Instead of Shift

Study Finds Everyone is Sick of Social Media (Except Boomers)

Woman Arrested for Calling in Fake Threat Says She Just Wanted to ‘Trauma Bond’ With Coworkers

Internet Users Are Convinced Halloween Decorations Will Summon Real Demons

Hershey Wins Lawsuit Claiming That Reese’s Halloween Candies Aren’t Scary Enough

Man Arrested After Ordering Tools for Hostage-Taking on DoorDash

New Report Finds American Students Have Gotten Significantly Dumber Since 2019

School Cancels Class Because Buses’ Catalytic Converters Were Stolen

Some Guy in Boston Got Stuck in a Slide, Needed Firemen, EMS and the Police to Get Out

Man Accused of Opening Plane’s Emergency Exit Says He Just Wanted to See How It Worked

Woman Accused of Intentionally Slipping on a Banana Peel in Insurance Scam

An Influencer Illegally Flew to Antarctica. Now, He’s Stuck

Companies Are Hiring ‘Etiquette Coaches’ to Teach Gen-Z Workers to Shower

One Floridian Has Called 911 Over 3,000 Times This Year Alone

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