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Kids Steal Stranger’s Car, Take it On Boozy, Vape-filled Joyride

We’re now on our third Kia Boyz summer, where people crack open easily stealable cars and take them for joyrides.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Chinese Students Keep Getting Pissed On By Bugs

Students in China keep getting peed on by cicadas.

By Braden Bjella

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The “Osaka Bang” Has Japanese People Pretending to Get Shot

Japan has a weird thing where—no, not that weird thing.

By Braden Bjella

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This Guy Keeps Catching Fish and Pouring BBQ Sauce into Their Mouths

There’s much debate about what makes the best bait to catch fish.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Chinese City Has Live Streamer Infestation, Rendering Daily Life Impossible

As anyone who’s visited Twitch can tell you, the idea of making a lot of money by doing nothing more than talking to a camera has a lot of people trying to turn their lives into content.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Man Hires Instagrammer to Tell Friend He’s Banging His Sister

It can be hard to break bad news to someone you know.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

I Couldn't Believe It: 26 People Share the Worst Workplace-Accident They've Seen

Stories from people who witnessed an accident on the job and hopefully they remind you to always keep safety first!

By Andrew Cunningham

Featured 1 year ago in Creepy

$10,000 Masculinity Retreat Will Have You Crying in a Hot Tub with the Boys

Men can get emotional, too.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Wife Pranks Her Husband With a Carrot Hot Dog

A good public park barbecue is incomplete without some hot dogs.

By Braden Bjella

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NCAA Coach Really Seems Like He’s Justifying Drunk Driving

The legal limit for drinking and driving is 0.08 — but c’mon, what’s a few more beers?

By Braden Bjella

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Hawk Tuah Girl Gets Emotional as She’s Paid $30,000 to Stand Around and Do Nothing

The rise of the Hawk Tuah girl has been impressive to watch.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

No Snow? Just Go Grass Skiing

Skiers have a problem—they have too much money!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Uber Passenger Films His Driver Getting Arrested During His Ride

Well, this trip is going to take a little longer than expected.

By Braden Bjella

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Congressman Stops Protestor by Starting Impromptu Auction for her Soul

There are a few ways to tactfully deal with protestors.

By Braden Bjella

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Man Talks Through His Checkerboard Face Tattoo Plans

When getting a tattoo, it’s good to plan ahead.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

A.I.’s Attempt at Recreating Gymnastics is Biblically Bad

The latest installment in a long line of examples of A.I.-generated garbage that makes you wonder how and why anyone thinks this is the future of content is a video of a bunch of gymnastics clips that look like the stuff of nightmares.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

New York Finally Enters the Modern Era by Getting Trash Cans

New York is on the cutting edge of everything.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Man Shamed for Having Explosive Diarrhea at Gwyneth Paltrow’s Hamptons Home

Yet another thing to file under the “Things I Could Have Gone My Entire Life Without Hearing About” is a recent drama alleged to have taken place at the home of Queen Goop herself, Gwyneth Paltrow.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Opium Smugglers Use Massive Slingshots to Fire Drugs Over the Border

If you’re a drug smuggler trying to get illicit materials over the border, there’s only so much product you can fit up your ass.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Pop Smoke’s Killer is Out of Jail and Trying to Launch His Influencer Career

It’s basically expected now that after attaining even a modicum of internet fame or notoriety, you will have to try and turn that into a career as an influencer.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Dude Hires Room of Actors to Purposefully Not Laugh at Comedian’s Jokes

Being a comedian kind of seems like an extended exercise in self-flagellation driven by masochistic tendencies, which is why it’s wild that so many people continue to attempt to establish themselves in the field.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Man Dies After Lighting Off Firework on His Head

This 41-year-old decided to ring in Independence Day by getting a big top hat, placing a massive batch of fireworks on top of it, then lighting it on fire.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Check Out Mark Zuckerberg's Latest Attempt at Being Relatable on the Fourth of July

David Fincher’s The Social Network continues to provide us with illuminating and important context for why Mark Zuckerberg is the way he is: Underneath it all, he ultimately just wants to be accepted as one of the cool kids.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny