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Study Finds That Partiers Make More Money, Find More Success

The best predictor of success is not your degree, but how many times you woke up in a bush.

Researchers Say They’re Investigating a ‘Credible’ Bigfoot Sighting In Pennsylvania

Jane Goodall would be proud.

Funko Announces They Might Be Going Away for Good

We may finally be free from the scourge of Funko Pops!

Oh, Cool, We’re Getting $2,000 Checks Again

Wouldn’t mind this happening every few years, tbh.

Chile’s Miss Universe Contestant Did a Screamo Performance Onstage

Just give her the crown already.

Brown Rats Have Learned to Hunt Bats and Scientists Are Stoked

Sarah Paulson Can't Resist Slapping Kim Kardashian's Dump Truck

Me too, Sarah, me too.

Dude Exploits Food Delivery Apps to Get Two Years of Free Food

His scheme netted him over $24,000 worth of food — all while unemployed.

New Wood Just Dropped

Just when you thought there was nothing left to innovate, we’ve got a brand new type of wood that’s ten times stronger than steel.

Credit Where Credit Is Due: AI Is Actually Helping Scientists Cure Cancer

Ugh, fine, it can do *some* good.

Pinterest Gave Users the Option to Hide All AI-Generated Images

Everybody loves this.

The World's Hottest Food Critic Is Reviewing His Middle School Lunches

This kid is going places.

There's a Growing 'Dent' In Earth's Magnetic Field

This can’t be good.

A Twitch Streamer Gave Birth Live on Stream

Finally, a ‘Pools, Hot Tubs, and Beaches’ stream I can get behind.

2,500 Years Later, Aphrodite Is Still a Babe

Even after all these years (centuries?), not much has changed.

Bitcoin Founder Satoshi Nakamoto Is Most Likely No Longer With Us or Not a Person at All

There is a good chance this dude is dead, if he ever was a “dude” to begin with.

Jane Goodall Never Ruled Out the Possibility of Bigfoot

We lost a real one.

CERN Scientists Have Finally Found the 'Ghost' Haunting Their Particle Accelerator

I wasn’t expecting there to be a ghost in the machine.

Ballerina Boobs Are All the Rage

Is this a recession indicator?

The White House Promotes CBD Drops as the Cure-All to Aging

Cannabis stocks are up today after President Trump shared a video on Truth Social touting the senior health benefits of cannabidiol (CBD).

A Small Town Worked Together to Win the Lottery, Making Everyone a Multimillionaire

That’s called community organizing!

One Man Has Made a Viral Career Fixing Misaligned Manhole Covers

South Korea’s Hangkeun Kim is here to set things right. Specifically, manhole covers.

Charlie Kirk’s Memorial Allegedly Caused Grindr to Crash in Arizona

Charlie Kirk has been laid to rest.

The Polls Are Open for Fat Bear Week

It’s that time of the year when you can vote on who the fattest bear in America is.

Florida Woman Punches Out Alligator to Save Her Dog

It’s a whole different world down there.