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JD Vance Allegedly Got Kicked Out of the Main Government Group Chat

“Are you guys all hanging out without me?” -our Vice President, probably.

Photos Where Idiocracy Just Couldn’t Be Stopped

Some things just need to play out as they come.

Photos Where an Eye Roll is the Only Logical Response

Really?

The Dollar Tree Is Quietly Raising Prices

At least we still have the Costco hot dog.

Columbia Sportswear Says That If You Can Prove the Earth is Flat, They’ll Give You The Company

Let’s see your best maps and flight charts!

One Million Bags of Shredded Cheese Recalled Due to ‘Shards of Metal’

There’s metal in the shredded cheese, I repeat, there’s metal in the shredded cheese.

Photos Where Common Sense Came Late, Again

Is it ever gonna come early?

Kalshi CEO Says He Wants to ‘Financialize Everything’

Of course he does.

Photos Where Failure Was First and Foremost

These people got an A+ in Failure.

Photos Where Common Sense Wasn't First in Line

Moments where logic went to sleep.

New Pentagon Press Reporter Was Once a 3.8-Star Cameo Creator

15 Photos Where Something Unexpected is Going On

Expect the unexpected, always.

IRS Says It Needs to Watch Your OnlyFans Content to See If You Qualify for ‘No Tax On Tips’

Throw it back hard enough, and they might just give you a tax break!

New Zealand Man Arrested for Swallowing $19,000 Fabergé Egg

Police are currently waiting to retrieve the egg.

Mark Zuckerberg Allegedly Tried to Hire AI Programmers By Bringing Them Homemade Soup

Nothing tempts you to a job more than a bug-eyed man handing you gazpacho.

White House Budget Chief Russ Vought Caught Doodling During Cabinet Meeting

Of course, you’re doodling during a meeting, you’re twelve.

One-in-a-Million Shots That Could Never Happen Again

Some things are meant to happen just once.

Simon Cowell Says He’s Sorry for Being a Jerk on ‘American Idol’

Too little, too late.

Joe Rogan Thinks AI Might Be the Second Coming of Christ

Just a dude talking with his buddies.

Photos That’ll Make You Want to Schedule An Eye Exam

You'll be looking with a tilted head.

People Think Kim Kardashian Is Soft Launching a Neuralink

According to her doctor, she does need one.

Kash Patel Allegedly Wears a Women's Medium-Sized Jacket

Photos Looking Totally Normal Until You Zoom In

You'll be adjusting your glasses more than once.

Charlie Kirk’s Face May Be Poisoning AI Image Generators

Internet users say so many people have generated images of Charlie Kirk that other faces are starting to resemble Charlie Kirk.