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Police Compliment Man Who Stole Bus for Joyride, But Just Rode the Route

“He did a great job,” said police spokesperson Trevor McKenna.

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Starbucks’ New ‘Bear Cup’ Has Customers Screaming and Throwing Hands at Each Other

Starbucks has a new bear-shaped cup — and I will crush anyone who stands in my path to get it.

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Bill to End Shutdown Also Gets Rid of a Bunch of Food Safety Rules for Some Reason

So that was all for nothing, huh?

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We’re Finally Getting Rid of Pennies

Took long enough.

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Fannie Mae Says They’re Ditching Minimum Credit Scores for Mortgages

Is it happening?

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Carnival Investigated After Nine-Year-Old Found Operating Ride

He was also bad at his job.

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Bank of America Gets Sued for Not Paying Workers to Turn On Their Computers

If you need to turn on your computer to work, the lawsuit argues that you should get paid for that time.

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Target Says Its Workers Are Now Required to Smile at Customers

They’re literally telling their employees to “Smile more, baby!”

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Pittsburgh Naturists Introduce Nude ‘Balls Out Bowling’

Not the first sport I’d expect to be played in the buff, but go off.

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Funko Announces They Might Be Going Away for Good

We may finally be free from the scourge of Funko Pops!

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Facebook Admits That 10% of Its Revenue Comes from Fraud and Scams, but They’re Not Going to Do Anything About It

Oh. Well, okay then.

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Teenager Charged After Allegedly Putting Googly Eyes on Famous Monument

No funny deed goes unpunished.

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Experts Warn That the U.S. Economy Is Filling Up With ‘Zombie Companies’

Is that good?

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Study Finds Oklahoma, Georgia and Florida Residents Are Most Likely to Have Affairs

Meanwhile, residents of California, Kentucky and Illinois are most likely to admit to cheating on their taxes.

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The U.K. Keeps Accidentally Releasing Prisoners, Then Apologizing and Trying to Catch Them

From March 2024 to March 2025, the country accidentally released 262 prisoners — a number known colloquially as “a lot.”

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The U.S. Government is Telling Soldiers Abroad to Go to Local Food Banks During the Shutdown

There’s no better way to win hearts and minds than asking them to spare a can of soup.

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Healthcare Provider Apologizes After Accidentally Telling Hundreds of People They Passed Away

Nothing ruins your morning quite like being told you no longer exist.

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A Dude Paid for His Wedding by Selling His Tuxedo Space to Advertisers

In this economy? Sure.

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Transportation Secretary Says Air Travel Might Implode Next Week

If you have a flight planned this month, no you don’t.

By Braden Bjella

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Tourist Who Stole Skull from Church 60 Years Ago Sends It Back With a Note Saying ‘Sorry’

Better late than never.

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Hooters Promises New Uniforms with “Less Butt Cheeks”

This is for the guys who say they go there for the food.

By Braden Bjella

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Man Accidentally Got Paid His Colleagues’ Salaries and Refuses to Return It

Sorry, boss — that’s your problem, not mine!

By Braden Bjella

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After Louvre Robbery, Investigation Reveals Their Security Password Was ‘Louvre’

This is like making your PIN code “1234.”

By Braden Bjella

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Thieves Stole $80,000 Worth of Whipped Cream in the Middle of the Night

Don’t they know it’s mostly air?

By Braden Bjella

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Study Finds the Best Language to Use for AI Is, For Some Reason, Polish

The future of our AI use depends on all of us learning words like “szczęśliwy.”

By Braden Bjella

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News - articles

Police Compliment Man Who Stole Bus for Joyride, But Just Rode the Route

Starbucks’ New ‘Bear Cup’ Has Customers Screaming and Throwing Hands at Each Other

Bill to End Shutdown Also Gets Rid of a Bunch of Food Safety Rules for Some Reason

We’re Finally Getting Rid of Pennies

Fannie Mae Says They’re Ditching Minimum Credit Scores for Mortgages

Carnival Investigated After Nine-Year-Old Found Operating Ride

Bank of America Gets Sued for Not Paying Workers to Turn On Their Computers

Target Says Its Workers Are Now Required to Smile at Customers

Pittsburgh Naturists Introduce Nude ‘Balls Out Bowling’

Funko Announces They Might Be Going Away for Good

Facebook Admits That 10% of Its Revenue Comes from Fraud and Scams, but They’re Not Going to Do Anything About It

Teenager Charged After Allegedly Putting Googly Eyes on Famous Monument

Experts Warn That the U.S. Economy Is Filling Up With ‘Zombie Companies’

Study Finds Oklahoma, Georgia and Florida Residents Are Most Likely to Have Affairs

The U.K. Keeps Accidentally Releasing Prisoners, Then Apologizing and Trying to Catch Them

The U.S. Government is Telling Soldiers Abroad to Go to Local Food Banks During the Shutdown

Healthcare Provider Apologizes After Accidentally Telling Hundreds of People They Passed Away

A Dude Paid for His Wedding by Selling His Tuxedo Space to Advertisers

Transportation Secretary Says Air Travel Might Implode Next Week

Tourist Who Stole Skull from Church 60 Years Ago Sends It Back With a Note Saying ‘Sorry’

Hooters Promises New Uniforms with “Less Butt Cheeks”

Man Accidentally Got Paid His Colleagues’ Salaries and Refuses to Return It

After Louvre Robbery, Investigation Reveals Their Security Password Was ‘Louvre’

Thieves Stole $80,000 Worth of Whipped Cream in the Middle of the Night

Study Finds the Best Language to Use for AI Is, For Some Reason, Polish

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