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FTC Says Gyms Have to Make It Easier to Cancel Your Membership

Hey gyms: Everywhere else lets me cancel with an online form. Why do I have to write you a letter?

By Braden Bjella

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Bankruptcies Reach Highest Levels Since Early 2020

Hey, we’re all living underwater these days!

By Peter Rapine

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University Creates Machine to Pump Out Dozens of Cyborg Cockroaches

Oh sweet, humanmade horrors beyond my comprehension!

By Braden Bjella

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They Caught One of the WNBA Dildo Throwers

His Johnson-throwing days are over!

By Braden Bjella

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McDonald’s Says It Will Sell Adult Happy Meals

For all the adult babies out there, McDonald’s has you covered.

By Braden Bjella

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One Last ‘Baba Booey’: The Howard Stern Show ‘To Be Canceled’ This Year

Turns out, putting your show on a service people only get in rental cars isn’t exactly the best business move.

By Braden Bjella

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Elon Musk Says He’s Bringing Vine Back

Don’t screw it up this time.

By Braden Bjella

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Actor Says He Stopped Getting Work Because He Refused to Kiss Anyone Who Wasn’t His Wife

Because acting is about pretending to be someone else who *also* loves your wife.

By Braden Bjella

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Tea App Founder Got the Idea After His Mom Kept Matching With Criminals on Dating Apps

People seem to have lots of opinions about the new Tea app.

By Peter Rapine

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‘Maybe Alchemy Is Real?’: Scientists Say They Can Turn Mercury Into Gold (For Real This Time)

If this is true, we’re going to owe a lot of historical figures some apologies.

By Braden Bjella

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Isaac Hayes III Reveals the Real Reason His Dad Left ‘South Park’

It wasn’t because he didn’t like the Scientology episode.

By Braden Bjella

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After TSA Ditches Shoe Removal, They Say They’re Getting Rid of Liquid Restrictions Next

Who else is celebrating by bringing a two-liter Faygo through security?

By Braden Bjella

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Brazilian Influencer’s Breasts Grew Out of Control Due to Rare Medical Condition

Some people have all the luck.

By Peter Rapine

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Half of Young People Say They’d Prefer A World Without the Internet

But if we didn’t have the internet, what would we do all day?

By Braden Bjella

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The First Draft of the ‘Superman’ Script Allegedly Had a Bunch of Dirty Jokes

Our wholesome hero wasn’t so wholesome in the original draft, it seems.

By Braden Bjella

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Azealia Banks Just Leaked Conor McGregor’s Unsolicited Spicy Pics

If you know what any of these words mean, you’re too online!

By Braden Bjella

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Unsure How to Stop A.I., Denmark Is Just Copyrighting Everyone’s Face

That’s one way to do it.

By Braden Bjella

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Japan’s New Big Trend? Grandma Rentals

Love home cooking? Why not hire a grandma to do it for you?

By Braden Bjella

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People Are Now Obsessing Over Simone Biles’ Allegedly Enhanced Chest

She’s a seven-time Gold medalist and one of the greatest to ever do it — but she also just posted swimsuit photos, so that’s all anyone’s talking about.

By Braden Bjella

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Monks in Wyoming Are Selling Coffee to Build a Mega-Cathedral

The Wyoming Carmelite Monks, who live outside of Powell, are teaching themselves to make a Gothic revival cathedral.

By Braden Bjella

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Chuck E. Cheese Will Open Arcades for Adults

It’s not time to grow up and move out of your parents’ house yet!

By Braden Bjella

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Former Seahawks Wide Receiver Tyler Lockett Says He Was a Virgin Until 30

A modern A.C. Green.

By Braden Bjella

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The Inventor of Mewing Has Died

God, he has a great chin.

By Peter Rapine

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Palantir Founder Peter Thiel Doesn’t Think He’s the Antichrist

Sounds like something the Antichrist would say.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Wow

North Korea Has a New Beach Resort

North Korea is opening a beach resort, and you can get your tickets now!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Wow

Wow - articles

FTC Says Gyms Have to Make It Easier to Cancel Your Membership

Bankruptcies Reach Highest Levels Since Early 2020

University Creates Machine to Pump Out Dozens of Cyborg Cockroaches

They Caught One of the WNBA Dildo Throwers

McDonald’s Says It Will Sell Adult Happy Meals

One Last ‘Baba Booey’: The Howard Stern Show ‘To Be Canceled’ This Year

Elon Musk Says He’s Bringing Vine Back

Actor Says He Stopped Getting Work Because He Refused to Kiss Anyone Who Wasn’t His Wife

Tea App Founder Got the Idea After His Mom Kept Matching With Criminals on Dating Apps

‘Maybe Alchemy Is Real?’: Scientists Say They Can Turn Mercury Into Gold (For Real This Time)

Isaac Hayes III Reveals the Real Reason His Dad Left ‘South Park’

After TSA Ditches Shoe Removal, They Say They’re Getting Rid of Liquid Restrictions Next

Brazilian Influencer’s Breasts Grew Out of Control Due to Rare Medical Condition

Half of Young People Say They’d Prefer A World Without the Internet

The First Draft of the ‘Superman’ Script Allegedly Had a Bunch of Dirty Jokes

Azealia Banks Just Leaked Conor McGregor’s Unsolicited Spicy Pics

Unsure How to Stop A.I., Denmark Is Just Copyrighting Everyone’s Face

Japan’s New Big Trend? Grandma Rentals

People Are Now Obsessing Over Simone Biles’ Allegedly Enhanced Chest

Monks in Wyoming Are Selling Coffee to Build a Mega-Cathedral

Chuck E. Cheese Will Open Arcades for Adults

Former Seahawks Wide Receiver Tyler Lockett Says He Was a Virgin Until 30

The Inventor of Mewing Has Died

Palantir Founder Peter Thiel Doesn’t Think He’s the Antichrist

North Korea Has a New Beach Resort

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