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Gen Z’s Drink of Choice is the BORG (Blackout Rage Gallon)

Gen Z’s Drink of Choice is the BORG (Blackout Rage Gallon)

Gen Z has a new drink of choice when it comes to getting absolutely destroyed, and it's called the BORG.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

Twitter Reacts to Joe Biden's Cookie-filled Breakfast, 'Those Better Have Fiber in Them'

Twitter Reacts to Joe Biden's Cookie-filled Breakfast, 'Those Better Have Fiber in Them'

Because as any American knows, nothing says “the state of our union is just fine!” like eating dessert well before 11 am.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

AI 'Seinfeld' Banned From Twitch after Making Anti-trans Joke

AI 'Seinfeld' Banned From Twitch after Making Anti-trans Joke

The 24-hour AI created Seinfeld show Nothing, Forever has been banned from Twitch after it's version of Jerry Seinfeld made transphobic comments.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Leonardo DiCaprio's New Girlfriend Was Negative Seven When 'Titanic' Came Out

Leonardo DiCaprio's New Girlfriend Was Negative Seven When 'Titanic' Came Out

Leonardo DiCaprio was spotted with 19 year old Israeli model Eden Polani at Ebony Riley's EP release party last Tuesday night.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

Kylie Jenner Throws Tone Deaf AstroWorld Themed Bday Party

Kylie Jenner Throws Tone Deaf AstroWorld Themed Bday Party

Weeks after Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner sparked backlash for naming their son “my penis” in Arabic, the pair have proved that their taste in birthday party themes isn’t much better than their taste in baby names.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

5-Foot-9 Ben Shapiro Categorically Denies Ever Having Lip Injections

5-Foot-9 Ben Shapiro Categorically Denies Ever Having Lip Injections

After years of attempting to use his platform to denounce immigrants, it seems Ben Shapiro has decided to tackle another type of migration — denying the pervasive online rumors surrounding his allegedly wonky lip filler.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'You're Dying Brother': Steve-O Shares Emotional Plea on Bam Margera's Instagram

'You're Dying Brother': Steve-O Shares Emotional Plea on Bam Margera's Instagram

Former Jackass stars Steve-O and Bam Margera appeared on stage together as part of Steve-O's ongoing "Bucket List" tour. Unfortunately, things took a turn for the worse after the show.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

People Are Sharing NFL Script Memes Because They Think the NFL is Rigged

People Are Sharing NFL Script Memes Because They Think the NFL is Rigged

Former NFL running back Arian Foster revealed that the NFL is rigged, and that teams would be given scripts at the beginning of every preseason.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Glee' Star Lea Michele is Still Catching Strays For Not Being Able to Read

'Glee' Star Lea Michele is Still Catching Strays For Not Being Able to Read

Yep. Definitely, something a literate person would say.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Getting to the Bottom of the TikTok Engagement Baiters

Getting to the Bottom of the TikTok Engagement Baiters

Last month, TikToker, influencer and OnlyFans creator @cal_gif took to her platform of more than 371,000 followers to present a very un-modest proposal… one so un-modest even the Rosetta fucking Stone would have an aneurysm attempting to translate it.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

A Belgian Couple Left Their Infant at the Airport Because They Were Going to Miss Their Flight

A Belgian Couple Left Their Infant at the Airport Because They Were Going to Miss Their Flight

A couple decided to leave their infant child at the baggage check, in Tel Aviv Ben Gurion International Airport.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

'OnlyFans Stuff is Dogshit': xQc Says He Prefers 'The Old Stuff' Over OnlyFans

'OnlyFans Stuff is Dogshit': xQc Says He Prefers 'The Old Stuff' Over OnlyFans

On Monday, January 30, xQc dedicated a segment of his nearly 11-hour stream to discussing a revelation stemming from his broader critique of the Atrioc DeepFake porn drama.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Did Marilyn Monroe Actually Un-Alive Herself?

Did Marilyn Monroe Actually Un-Alive Herself?

We're all aware that Marilyn Monroe died of a barbiturate overdose in her Los Angeles home on August 4, 1962.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

Sisyphus Has Finally Reached the Top, Of Twitter Trends

Sisyphus Has Finally Reached the Top, Of Twitter Trends

On today’s episode of grindset girlies wholly missing the point, TikTok hustle porn has finally achieved Camusian levels of absurdity.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Britney Shreds Alyssa Milano for Sticking Her Nose Where It Doesn't Belong

Britney Shreds Alyssa Milano for Sticking Her Nose Where It Doesn't Belong

To paraphrase the bard of the late 2000s, — Leave Britney Alone … even you, Alyssa Milano.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Giselle Posts 'Cold' Comment on Tom Brady's Retirement Post

Giselle Posts 'Cold' Comment on Tom Brady's Retirement Post

Tom Brady has retired for the second year in a row, this time seemingly for good. His ex-wife, supermodel Gisele Bündchen, has commented on the post.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

This Guy Makes an Amazingly Insightful Point About Sucking Your Own Dick

This Guy Makes an Amazingly Insightful Point About Sucking Your Own Dick

Well, according to one man on Twitter, the greatest black pill he’s ever taken was from an anon poster who claimed to have achieved the unachievable - sucking his own dick.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Dr. Phil Ending after 21 Seasons, Here are 3 Times He Earned His Place in Hell

Dr. Phil Ending after 21 Seasons, Here are 3 Times He Earned His Place in Hell

All good things (and thankfully bad ones too) must come to an end at some point or another.

By MarkFelt

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Did This Woman Just Solve the Egg Crisis? Chicken Conspiracy Blows Roof off the Coop

Did This Woman Just Solve the Egg Crisis? Chicken Conspiracy Blows Roof off the Coop

It's only February and we're in the thick of the great egg shortage crisis of 2023.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

Pokimane Responds to Streamer Who Got Caught Watching Her Deepfakes

Pokimane Responds to Streamer Who Got Caught Watching Her Deepfakes

Yesterday we covered the Twitch streamer Atrioc's viral apology video. Now, Pokimane has responded to the incident.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

'It's So Over': Incredibly Realistic and Stereotypically Busty AI Women Turn Heads on Twitter

'It's So Over': Incredibly Realistic and Stereotypically Busty AI Women Turn Heads on Twitter

One small step for AI, one giant leap for men who have only seen naked women while watching Hentai.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

With a Single Tweet, Zachary Levi Once Again Proves That the DCU Can Never Get Anything Right

With a Single Tweet, Zachary Levi Once Again Proves That the DCU Can Never Get Anything Right

Zachary Levi may have just ended his DCU tenure with a single tweet.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Mr. Beast Cured 1,000 People's Blindness and Caused an Online Meltdown

Mr. Beast Cured 1,000 People's Blindness and Caused an Online Meltdown

Great news for right-wing supervillains and lawmakers who would rather make terrible Taylor Swift puns than take any action to prevent 26,000 Americans from dying each year due to lack of health insurance: The widespread movement for universal healthcare

By LeonTrout

Featured 2 years ago in Feels

All the Angriest Responses to the Empire State Building Going Eagles’ Green

All the Angriest Responses to the Empire State Building Going Eagles’ Green

A 2-hour drive is all that separates the city of brotherly love and the big apple.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Jimmy John's Sandwiches Wants to Remind You Just How Many Inches You Can Take

Jimmy John's Sandwiches Wants to Remind You Just How Many Inches You Can Take

Move over Spotify Wrapped, there's a new cowboy in town and his name is Jimmy John's.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

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Social Justice Warrior Attacks A Student For Wearing An "Unsafe" Hat On Campus

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Thoughtless Driver Ruins Everyone's Day at the Wildlife Park

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