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A little five on one
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Abuse the fuse
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Adjust your set
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Anger the cobra
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Anger the pickle
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Answer the bone-a-phone
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Appease the cheese
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Arm-wrestle the one eyed champ
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Asexual reproduction
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Autofellatio
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Auto-manipulation
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Ax the timber
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Badger the witness
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Bag that ass up
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Bait the mast
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Bake cream cakes
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Bake the cheese
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Banana squeezing
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Bang yourself
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Bank off shoot goo
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Bash the bishop
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Baste the turkey
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Battle the Cyclops
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Be a loner
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Beat it
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Beat off
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Beat Pedro
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Beat the banger
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Beat the beef
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Beat the bishop
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Beat the bologna
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Beat the hog
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Beat the meat
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Beat the monkey
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Beat the morning wood (like every good boy should)
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Beat the one eye snake
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Beat the one eyed monster
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Beat the rat
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Beat the red-headed cock-eyed woodpecker
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Beat the shit
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Beat the stepchild
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Beat the stick
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Beat the weasel
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Beat up shorty
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Beat your cock
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Beat your gorilla
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Beat your pud
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Beat your skin
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Beatin' the baby batter
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Beef the jerky