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- Featured 12/12/2008
- They Walk Among Us...
- People like these make you wonder how they actually survive in this world of ours! A K-Mart check out clerk rang up $46.64. I gave her a...
- aimeelee143
  Uploaded 12/08/2008
- - 105k Views
  - 783 Comments
  - 41 Favorites
- Featured 12/11/2008
- Internet Axioms
- Internet Axioms 1. Home is where you hang your @ 2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. 3. A journey of...
- OnST
  Uploaded 12/11/2008
- - 57.2k Views
  - 368 Comments
  - 4 Favorites
- Featured 12/09/2008
- You'll Fart Your Guts Out
- Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for...
- ebaum
  Uploaded 11/21/2008
- - 103k Views
  - 818 Comments
  - 12 Favorites
- Featured 12/08/2008
- Ten Things Only Women Understand
- 10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat...
- eyendsky
  Uploaded 12/08/2008
- - 109k Views
  - 722 Comments
  - 13 Favorites
- Featured 12/07/2008
- Small World
- A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course", comes the reply. The...
- buddha247
  Uploaded 12/05/2008
- - 128k Views
  - 673 Comments
  - 17 Favorites
- Featured 12/06/2008
- Texans
- Two hill-billies from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan...
- Molocter
  Uploaded 12/05/2008
- - 83.4k Views
  - 665 Comments
  - 12 Favorites
- Featured 12/05/2008
- Rectum Stretcher
- While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in...
- MPBlaster
  Uploaded 12/05/2008
- - 103k Views
  - 977 Comments
  - 10 Favorites
- Featured 12/04/2008
- Cinderella Story
- Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world ...
- aimeelee143
  Uploaded 12/04/2008
- - 93.2k Views
  - 779 Comments
  - 12 Favorites
- Featured 12/03/2008
- Darth Vader vs. Luke Skywalker
- A furious light saber duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off...
- thelegendery
  Uploaded 12/03/2008
- - 94k Views
  - 943 Comments
  - 20 Favorites
- Featured 12/02/2008
- Superman That Hoe
- Superman is flying around when he sees Wonder Woman sun bathing in the nude. He has some dirty thoughts but doesn't want to get turned...
- austinromero07
  Uploaded 12/02/2008
- - 94.6k Views
  - 733 Comments
  - 10 Favorites
- Featured 12/01/2008
- What starts with F and ends with K
- A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your...
- swifttallon
  Uploaded 12/01/2008
- - 159k Views
  - 690 Comments
  - 83 Favorites
- Featured 11/30/2008
- Kids are quick
- Kids Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it...
- jinky1888
  Uploaded 11/26/2008
- - 107k Views
  - 551 Comments
  - 54 Favorites
- Featured 11/29/2008
- Marriage Quotes by Men
- I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems...
- earthwormjerm
  Uploaded 11/26/2008
- - 118k Views
  - 466 Comments
  - 28 Favorites
- Featured 11/25/2008
- The Priest's Question
- The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass,...
- Rocketfan
  Uploaded 11/25/2008
- - 168k Views
  - 691 Comments
  - 54 Favorites
- Featured 11/24/2008
- Hawaii Vacation
- There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii, but were never able to save any money to do so. ...
- Cheflumplump
  Uploaded 11/24/2008
- - 168k Views
  - 1019 Comments
  - 10 Favorites
- Featured 11/23/2008
- He Said, She Said
- He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you? He said...
- swifttallon
  Uploaded 11/21/2008
- - 117k Views
  - 743 Comments
  - 18 Favorites
- Featured 11/22/2008
- Are Computers Male or Female?
- A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine...
- lorddread
  Uploaded 11/21/2008
- - 110k Views
  - 502 Comments
  - 33 Favorites
- Featured 11/21/2008
- 2008's First Christmas Joke
- 2008's First Christmas Joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season'...
- Ricky2
  Uploaded 11/21/2008
- - 85.5k Views
  - 1003 Comments
  - 7 Favorites
- Featured 11/19/2008
- Proof
- Proof that Jesus was... ...Jewish: 1. He went into his father's business. 2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his...
- thelegendery
  Uploaded 11/19/2008
- - 79.9k Views
  - 647 Comments
  - 28 Favorites
- Featured 11/18/2008
- Lobster Story
- In a small fishing village, a Newfoundlander was walking Up the wharf carrying two at-least-three-pound live lobsters, one in each hand. It...
- seeley17
  Uploaded 11/18/2008
- - 89.9k Views
  - 358 Comments
  - 14 Favorites
- Featured 11/17/2008
- Be Strong
- A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in...
- rswiggs4
  Uploaded 11/17/2008
- - 175k Views
  - 1618 Comments
  - 47 Favorites
- Featured 11/17/2008
- Endangered
- A hiker gets lost in the woods and spends the next two days wandering around with no food. Finally, he spots a bald eagle on a ledge, hits it...
- mgunit
  Uploaded 11/17/2008
- - 61.6k Views
  - 365 Comments
  - 3 Favorites
- Featured 11/15/2008
- Good hair day
- One morning a man tells a coworker that her hair smells nice. The woman gets enraged, storms into her supervisor’s office, and declares she’s...
- Firuze
  Uploaded 11/15/2008
- - 75.8k Views
  - 246 Comments
  - 14 Favorites
- Featured 11/15/2008
- Green Golf Balls
- A day before his 15th birthday, the son of a wealthy family was asked by his father, `Well my son, what would you like for your birthday?' The...
- iLIKEtoSAYpoop
  Uploaded 11/15/2008
- - 47.2k Views
  - 349 Comments
  - 7 Favorites
- Featured 11/14/2008
- Construction Worker
- Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he...
- bengoldsberry
  Uploaded 11/14/2008
- - 70.2k Views
  - 465 Comments
  - 17 Favorites
- Featured 11/14/2008
- Now that is FOUL!
- What did the Leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip....
- HunterDad
  Uploaded 04/17/2008
- - 56.3k Views
  - 396 Comments
  - 7 Favorites
- Featured 11/12/2008
- 10 Story Shots
- Two men were in a bar, 10 stories off the ground. The first man took a shot and jumped out the window. A few minutes later he appeared at the...
- RCMSROCKBOY
  Uploaded 01/04/2008
- - 96.4k Views
  - 527 Comments
  - 19 Favorites
- Featured 11/12/2008
- The Voice
- A guy gets home from work one night and hears a voice in his head, which tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to...
- ebaum
  Uploaded 11/25/2006
- - 83.9k Views
  - 660 Comments
  - 13 Favorites
- Featured 11/11/2008
- Skydiving Test
- A man has just come home after his first jump as a paratrooper. His father an old vet himself asks his son how it went. "Well dad everyone else...
- Socojo
  Uploaded 04/22/2008
- - 82.9k Views
  - 922 Comments
  - 9 Favorites
- Featured 11/11/2008
- Black balls
- Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question and if you get it right you don't have to go to school on Monday. The...
- Grossberger23
  Uploaded 05/26/2008
- - 56k Views
  - 289 Comments
  - 5 Favorites
- Featured 11/10/2008
- Bob In Trouble
- Bob was in a lot of trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed, and started to give him the business. She told him...
- ebaum
  Uploaded 11/10/2008
- - 108k Views
  - 624 Comments
  - 28 Favorites
- Featured 11/06/2008
- Bank On It
- Why did the man's bank account become shaky?
- OnST
  Uploaded 11/04/2008
- - 71.2k Views
  - 786 Comments
  - 2 Favorites
- Featured 11/05/2008
- Clubbed
- What do you call a bankrupted golf club business ? "Fore" closure!
- OnST
  Uploaded 11/04/2008
- - 47.6k Views
  - 965 Comments
  - 1 Favorites
- Featured 11/04/2008
- Gratitude
- A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally, the husband asked what was...
- poncecub
  Uploaded 11/04/2008
- - 105k Views
  - 773 Comments
  - 4 Favorites
- Featured 11/03/2008
- Three Kinds
- A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son,...
- buddha247
  Uploaded 11/03/2008
- - 185k Views
  - 418 Comments
  - 33 Favorites
- Featured 10/31/2008
- Not in the Pool!
- Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool. "You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the...
- Zealousplaya2
  Uploaded 10/31/2008
- - 96.9k Views
  - 333 Comments
  - 13 Favorites
- Featured 10/30/2008
- The Coffin
- A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and...
- Ryan1966
  Uploaded 10/30/2008
- - 89.1k Views
  - 643 Comments
  - 8 Favorites
- Featured 10/30/2008
- Be Careful What You Wish For...
- A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders and the man says, 'A hamburger, chips and...
- gogojonny13
  Uploaded 10/30/2008
- - 61.6k Views
  - 328 Comments
  - 6 Favorites
- Featured 10/29/2008
- New Study
- A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on...
- Cbax819
  Uploaded 10/29/2008
- - 83.3k Views
  - 337 Comments
  - 12 Favorites
- Featured 10/28/2008
- The Mudhole
- A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. As they came to a muddy part of the road, their car got...
- lorddread
  Uploaded 10/28/2008
- - 68.1k Views
  - 333 Comments
  - 3 Favorites