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They Walk Among Us...
- People like these make you wonder how they actually survive in this world of ours! A K-Mart check out clerk rang up $46.64. I gave her a...
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Internet Axioms
- Internet Axioms 1. Home is where you hang your @ 2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. 3. A journey of...
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OnSTUploaded 12/11/2008
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You'll Fart Your Guts Out
- Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for...
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ebaumUploaded 11/21/2008
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Ten Things Only Women Understand
- 10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat...
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eyendskyUploaded 12/08/2008
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Small World
- A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course", comes the reply. The...
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buddha247Uploaded 12/05/2008
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Rectum Stretcher
- While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in...
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MPBlasterUploaded 12/05/2008
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Cinderella Story
- Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world ...
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aimeelee143Uploaded 12/04/2008
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Darth Vader vs. Luke Skywalker
- A furious light saber duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off...
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thelegenderyUploaded 12/03/2008
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Superman That Hoe
- Superman is flying around when he sees Wonder Woman sun bathing in the nude. He has some dirty thoughts but doesn't want to get turned...
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austinromero07Uploaded 12/02/2008
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What starts with F and ends with K
- A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your...
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swifttallonUploaded 12/01/2008
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Beer Football
- A gay guy walks into a bar, sees the straight men watching football and starts laughing. Man: "What are you laughing at faggot?" Gay Guy: "I...
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austinromero07Uploaded 11/26/2008
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Kids are quick
- Kids Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it...
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jinky1888Uploaded 11/26/2008
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Marriage Quotes by Men
- I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems...
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earthwormjermUploaded 11/26/2008
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The Priest's Question
- The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass,...
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RocketfanUploaded 11/25/2008
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Hawaii Vacation
- There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii, but were never able to save any money to do so. ...
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CheflumplumpUploaded 11/24/2008
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He Said, She Said
- He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you? He said...
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swifttallonUploaded 11/21/2008
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Are Computers Male or Female?
- A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine...
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lorddreadUploaded 11/21/2008
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2008's First Christmas Joke
- 2008's First Christmas Joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season'...
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Ricky2Uploaded 11/21/2008
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Proof
- Proof that Jesus was... ...Jewish: 1. He went into his father's business. 2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his...
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thelegenderyUploaded 11/19/2008
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Lobster Story
- In a small fishing village, a Newfoundlander was walking Up the wharf carrying two at-least-three-pound live lobsters, one in each hand. It...
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seeley17Uploaded 11/18/2008
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Endangered
- A hiker gets lost in the woods and spends the next two days wandering around with no food. Finally, he spots a bald eagle on a ledge, hits it...
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mgunitUploaded 11/17/2008
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Good hair day
- One morning a man tells a coworker that her hair smells nice. The woman gets enraged, storms into her supervisor’s office, and declares she’s...
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FiruzeUploaded 11/15/2008
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Green Golf Balls
- A day before his 15th birthday, the son of a wealthy family was asked by his father, `Well my son, what would you like for your birthday?' The...
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iLIKEtoSAYpoopUploaded 11/15/2008
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Construction Worker
- Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he...
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bengoldsberryUploaded 11/14/2008
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Now that is FOUL!
- What did the Leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip....
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HunterDadUploaded 04/17/2008
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10 Story Shots
- Two men were in a bar, 10 stories off the ground. The first man took a shot and jumped out the window. A few minutes later he appeared at the...
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RCMSROCKBOYUploaded 01/04/2008
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Skydiving Test
- A man has just come home after his first jump as a paratrooper. His father an old vet himself asks his son how it went. "Well dad everyone else...
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SocojoUploaded 04/22/2008
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Black balls
- Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question and if you get it right you don't have to go to school on Monday. The...
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Grossberger23Uploaded 05/26/2008
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Bob In Trouble
- Bob was in a lot of trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed, and started to give him the business. She told him...
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ebaumUploaded 11/10/2008
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Bank On It
- Why did the man's bank account become shaky?
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OnSTUploaded 11/04/2008
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Three Kinds
- A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son,...
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buddha247Uploaded 11/03/2008
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Not in the Pool!
- Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool. "You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the...
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Zealousplaya2Uploaded 10/31/2008
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The Coffin
- A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and...
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Ryan1966Uploaded 10/30/2008
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Be Careful What You Wish For...
- A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders and the man says, 'A hamburger, chips and...
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gogojonny13Uploaded 10/30/2008
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