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She's getting the raise!
- A Mexican maid asked her boss for a pay increase. Her boss was anoyed at this and asked, 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' Maria:...
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Contagious
- A Teacher asked her class of seven year olds if anyone could explain the meaning of the word contagious. Little Shannon put her hand in the air...
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slipknobUploaded 10/23/2008
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Definitely
- A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have...
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ADLifeUploaded 10/24/2008
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Where Do Babies Come From?
- A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put...
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ADLifeUploaded 10/24/2008
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3 Rednecks in a Morgue
- Three smiling redneck corpses are lying in a morgue in Alabama, and a detective goes into the coroner's office to find out the cause of death....
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HandCannonUploaded 10/23/2008
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Palin and the Pope
- Sarah Palin is invited to meet with the Pope while he is vacationing in Venice. The liberal press reluctantly watches the semi-private audience,...
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ebaumUploaded 10/20/2008
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You're An EXTREME Redneck When....
- 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down...
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ebaumUploaded 10/14/2008 in Science & Technology
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My Head, Your Wife
- A middle-aged executive was becoming increasingly irritated by the constant ribbing he was taking from the junior employees who couldn't resist...
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mortgagemescottUploaded 10/09/2008
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Female vs Male Friendships
- Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's...
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GagOnMyShaftUploaded 10/07/2008
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Brokeback Spiders
- A man and his young daughter were walking around outside. The man marveled at how smart his child was and how innocent her take on nature was....
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mandysweety88Uploaded 09/29/2008
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Voting Democrat
- I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official language in America. I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a...
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bgambleUploaded 09/26/2008
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Bubba's Sick
- Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address,...
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ashxo08Uploaded 09/23/2008
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Married Guys Go Fishing
- Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place: First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do...
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lorddreadUploaded 09/22/2008
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Hospital Patient
- A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is...
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kanesport15Uploaded 09/18/2008
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No Drinking or Gambling
- A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it...
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aangelcgUploaded 08/31/2008
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Crazy Email
- A husband and wife were taking a vacation to Miami to unthaw from the cold weather in north dakota. Due to the increase in air travel the couple...
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Joe99652Uploaded 08/29/2008
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Top Quotes From the 2008 Olympics
- Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics: 1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava...
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ebaumUploaded 08/28/2008
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Best Surgeon in Texas
- Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.One of them said, "I'm the best plastic...
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CashFirstUploaded 08/21/2008
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Last Name
- The manager of a large office noticed a new guy one day and told him to come into his office. "What's your name?" the manager asked. "John," the...
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heyyyfalcoooneUploaded 07/13/2008
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The Man With One Brain
- Did you hear about the man that was born with both sexes? He had a dick and a brain!
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luispozo311Uploaded 07/03/2008
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Skinny Dippers and a Smart Old Man
- An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some...
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fiveonefiveohUploaded 07/03/2008
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Unhappy Dwarf
- I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes...
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thelegenderyUploaded 06/27/2008
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The Little Bird
- Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he...
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thelegenderyUploaded 06/20/2008
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$5 Worth of Gas
- I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas..... The clerk farted and gave me a receipt
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ebaumUploaded 06/02/2008
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Sunday morning at 11
- In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients were dying in the same bed every Sunday morning at 11a.m, regardless of their medical...
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busdriverwillieUploaded 05/30/2008
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Learning Animals
- A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify. She drew a picture of a cow...
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ghoul_69Uploaded 05/23/2008
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Free Tattoo
- A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says "I'll do it...
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ghoul_69Uploaded 05/23/2008
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Dead Rabbit
- This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics....
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studmuffin75Uploaded 05/15/2008
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Anger Management
- When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on...
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ebaumUploaded 05/14/2008
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Interesting Human Body Facts
- - The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm. - A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft...
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ebaumUploaded 05/12/2008
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Fair Enough
- A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of...
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ghoul_69Uploaded 05/06/2008
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Naughty Nuns
- Two nuns were climbing the convent wall after an illicit night out on the town. One says to the other "This makes me feel like one of those...
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UsagichanUploaded 05/05/2008
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Expensive Fishing Trip
- Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin...
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zeutyUploaded 05/02/2008
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John Smith
- A woman dies, and when she gets to heaven she asks Saint Peter, "Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear departed husband?...
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thelegenderyUploaded 05/02/2008
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