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Dead Blonde
- Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A: The 1984 Hide and Seek World Champion.
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zeutyUploaded 05/01/2008 -
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3 Girls on a Plane
- There were 3 girls on a plane thats about to crash. The American girl puts on her makeup, "Rescuers will save a beautiful girl first" she...
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BenderUploaded 04/29/2008
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Doggy Style Joke
- Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. Does your wife ever do it doggy style? asked the one. Well…not...
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ghoul_69Uploaded 04/24/2008
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Stay...
- I pulled into the parking lot of a crowded supermarket the other day and rolled down the windows to make sure my new Labrador puppy had some...
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TheCommentatorUploaded 04/23/2008
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The Other Side
- A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river. The brunette wants to get across. She yells across to the blonde,...
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zeutyUploaded 04/21/2008
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Is That Your Final Answer?
- A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered,...
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busdriverwillieUploaded 04/18/2008
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Chuck Norris - Taxes
- When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has...
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ebaumUploaded 04/15/2008
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Stolen Engine
- A blonde woman is driving a Porsche and she sees another blonde woman with a Porsche that has broken down on the side of the road. She stops to...
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zeutyUploaded 04/14/2008
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Relatives
- Ernie asks Joe, "If I slept with your wife and had a child would that make us related?" Joe says to Ernie, "No but it would make us even."
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thejames13Uploaded 04/12/2008
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Comparing Prices to Gasoline
- Think a gallon of gas is expensive? This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective. Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ........ $10.32...
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thelegenderyUploaded 04/12/2008
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Difficult English
- The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse We...
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lostvictoryUploaded 04/11/2008
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Painful Breakup
- A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept...
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ghoul_69Uploaded 04/09/2008
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Colorful Reunion
- An old man sitting at the mall watched a teenager intently. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue....
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ghoul_69Uploaded 04/09/2008
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Ponderisms
- Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you...
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ebaumUploaded 04/07/2008
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Mistaken Drunk
- A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal,...
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tktylerUploaded 04/04/2008
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One Angry Husband
- A man and his wife were driving on the highway one night when he got pulled over by the cops for speeding. The cop walks up and informs the...
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TheCommentatorUploaded 04/04/2008
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The Funeral
- One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse going down the street, followed by another hearse, followed by a man walking...
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zeutyUploaded 04/04/2008
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Woman Talks, Man Hears
- What a woman says... This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and You'll have no clothes...
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thelegenderyUploaded 04/02/2008
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Deer Tracks
- Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer...
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kerplunk1013Uploaded 03/29/2008
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Strong Man
- The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun...
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thelegenderyUploaded 03/25/2008
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Boiling Eggs
- Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female. The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack" "No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm...
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immclovinitUploaded 03/25/2008
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Good Journalism
- A young journalism graduate from Arkansas had gone to work for the New York Times. His first assignment was to write a brief human interest...
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ebaumUploaded 03/25/2008
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Wal-Marts in Iraq
- Why doesnt Iraq have any Wal-Marts? Because theres a Target at every corner!
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mortgagemescottUploaded 03/24/2008
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What is Easter?
- Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St Peter tells them that they can enter...
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ebaumUploaded 09/27/2006
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Easter Bunny is Dead
- A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting...
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ebaumUploaded 09/27/2006
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Stolen Motor Bike
- A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a...
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mortgagemescottUploaded 03/19/2008
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Sex Ed
- Little Johnny was sitting in his first sex ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a penis on the board. "Does anyone know what...
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mortgagemescottUploaded 03/19/2008
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Little Billy
- One Wednesday, little Billy went to school. The teacher said, "For the next three days, I will be asking a trivia question, if anyone answers any...
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ebaumUploaded 03/17/2008
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White House
- What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful? A tourist.
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jax813Uploaded 03/16/2008
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By The Way....
- A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when...
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engineer1371Uploaded 03/12/2008
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Man's Best Friend
- If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who...
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ebaumUploaded 03/07/2008
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Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
- She is not: An airhead She is: Reality Impaired She is not: A Bleached Blond She is: Peroxide Dependant She does not have: ...
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B_EasyUploaded 03/08/2008
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Entering Heaven
- A man dies and appears at the Pearly Gates. Have you ever done a good deed? asks St. Peter. Sure, one time I came across a gang of...
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ebaumUploaded 03/06/2008
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Lawyers and Toxic Waste
- Q: Why is it that California leads the nation in number of lawyers and New Jersey leads the nation in number of toxic waste dumps? A: New...
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pgeerUploaded 11/26/2007
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