My friend told me this and I thought I'd put it on here.
So, a man finds a lamp on the ground and rubs it and OF COURSE a genie comes out. He said, "You have three wishes, but whatever you get your wife gets twice as much." So the man wishes for a house and the genie says his wife gets two houses. Next he wishes for a car and the genie says your wife gets two cars. For his final wish he asked the genie to beat him half to death.