The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a
rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties
or early fifties.
“May I help you sir?” she asked.
The man replied, “I want to see Valerie.”
“Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies.
Perhaps you would prefer someone else” said the
madam. He replied, “No, I must see Valerie.”
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she
charged $5000 at visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and
gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more
demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that no one had ever come back
two nights in a row as she was too expensive.
“There are no discounts. The price is still
$5000.”
Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they
went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following the man was there yet again.
Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third
consecutive night, but he paid Valerie
and they went up stairs.
After their session, Valerie said to the man,
“No one has ever been with me
three nights in a row.” “Where are you from?”
The man replied, “New Brunswick.”
“Really,” she said. “I have family in New Brunswick.”
“I know.” The man said.
“Your sister died, and I am her attorney.”
“She asked me to give you your
$15,000 inheritance.”

Three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer!