Bob was about to get married, and was talking to the priest for the first time.

Priest: I would like to ask for a small donation for the church. I hope the amount you give us is a testament of how lovely your wife-to-be is.

Bob: Anything for the church. (hands over $5)

Priest: Hmmm... Just out of curiosity, do you happen to have a picture of her?

Bob: Sure, here she is! (Shows photo)

Priest: Oh, here's $4 change....