Guy crosses the border. One of the officers asks him "Did you bring anything illegal with you, sir?" The guy thinks for a minute and replies "No."

Officers search his packpack and find a strange container with white liquid. "What's this?" the officer asked. The guy replied "That's coconut milk."

The officer was surprised by the reply and asked "Can I taste it? I never drank anything like that." The guy said "Sure. If that's what you want."

After taking a sip, the officer gave the container back to the guy and stated that he can go.

The guy turned around and yelled to his dog "Come on, Coconut, let's get to that doctor and get your sperm examined!"