Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?" "No," the second guy says. "Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says. "Oh," says the second guy.

A couple of minutes later, the first guy says, "Did you see that?" "See what?" the second guy asks. "Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there." "Oh."

A few minutes later the first guy says, "Did you see that?" By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, "Yes, I did!" And the first guy says, "Then why did you step in it?"