Two dogs are sitting in a bar with a bear talking about the races.so one dog said to the other "wow you were flying the other day at the races,what is your secret?".the other dog said "no secret,but before the race a man stuck his finger up my ass and it made me run faster".so the first dog says"Me too what the hell is going on?"

So at this a horse turns beside the two dogs and says"I did'nt mean to be listening in on your conversation but the same thing happened to me at my race,do you know what is going on"

At this the two dogs turn to eachother and shout"HOLY SHIT A TALKING HORSE"