A shy, somewhat redneck boy heads off to college. After some time he meets a girl, dates her for a while and they both decide to take their relationship one step further...
They begin by making out on her bed...after a minute she begins to take off her shirt.
He freaks out, stands up and pushes all the furniture against the wall...
She thinks this is odd, but continues...moments later removing her pants, and then the rest of her clothes until she is completely naked.
Now he really loses it, and begins throwing everything that was in her room out the window...now she has to ask..."What the hell are you doing with all my stuff?!?"
To which he replies..."I ain't never had sex with a woman, but if it's anything like makin' love to a sheep...we're gonna need all the room we can git..."