Husband tells his wife that they are going fishing "I'm taking you and the dog to the lake. " The wife replied "I don't wanna go to the lake. Fishing's boring."

The husband replied "It's either fishing, blowjob or anal." His wife chose blowjob. When they went to bed, the wife started doing what she promised but after a moment she stopped and said "Your dick tastes like shit."

The husband smiled and said "The dog didn't want to go fishing either."