TV reporter was told to make an interview with a shepherd for a childern's show. He asks the man how his typycal day looks like.

"I get up in the morning. Check up on the sheep, grab a bottle of booze..." the sheepherder started to speak, but the reporter stopped him in the middle. He said that it's for children and it'd be better if the old sheepman said 'read a book' instead of 'drank booze.'

The cameraman started rolling again and the shepherd goes "I get up in the morning and check up on the sheep. Then I get a book and read it. Later I go visit Frank and we go to the bookstore for a book or too. We usually meet a friend in the bookstore and go to the library to read more books. Sometimes we're out of money - then we go to Jimmy's house and read his manuscripts."