Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid exclaimed, "I want to go to Disneyland !"

Obama answered, "No problem. I'll take you there on my Air force One airplane."

The second kid cried, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes!"

Obama replied, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!"

The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"

Obama was a little perplexed by this and remarked, "But you don't look like you're handicapped ..."

The kid responded, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your butt from drowning!"